Very odd sayings.
 

Very odd sayings numbers 1 to 5.

1 As giddy as a kipper. :shrug:
2 I'll go to the foot of the stairs.
3 put that in your pipe and smoke it! :pipe:
4 as much use as a chocolate fireguard.
5 never let a dog lick your face when it's just licked its balls. :eek:

Chocolate fireguard is a great saying, my Grandad always said that to me :tongue:

Only heard of no.3

1-4 are good old yorkshire sayings ...number 5 is just common sense haha!

I heard of 2 & 3

I always think "I want to drink your tears" is a bit weird but Zee keeps texting it to me :/ must be a new German craze

Number 5 just seems like something you naturally wouldnt want to happen... LOL

Come on now chaps and chapettes, someone do numbers 6 to 10 :D

:joker: yes I could only think of 4 so I made that one up.

where theres muck theres brass
you make a better door than a window..
were you born in a field?...
I'm spitting feathers
daft as a brush

Well no. 4 makes sense too.

As much use as a chocolate fireguard or a chocolate teapot.

Too many cooks spoil the broth...well..I would say the more cooks the more the chance the broth will be amazing with so much effort put into it

Nonsense

You watch your mouth

Suppose you have such a great knowledge of cookery don't you MTVN :rolleyes:

You're not as green as you're cabbage-looking .....

I'll go to the back of our house .....

You're standing there like cheese at fourpence .....

:pipe:

You can't have a cake and eat it too.

:joker::joker::joker:

I'd let MTVN cook me dinner :pipe:

Thats the pot calling the kettle black

As mad as a spoon.

Don't come running to me when you fall and break your legs.
A little pain never hurt anyone.
Cute as a button.
Blind as a bat.
If the wind changes your face will stick like that.
Whats for you wont go past you.
In for a penny in for a pound

And this one

Not really odd as such but I say it all the time for lots of different reasons:

Like a rat up a drainpipe.

"If you don't stop following me, I'll call the police."

That's a saying that I hear all the time.

Cool as a cucumber.

Red Herring