Woman becomes 'pregnant' in mouth with baby squid...
 

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A 63-year-old woman has become 'pregnant' with 12 baby squid after eating calamari.

The South Korean woman was eating a whole cooked squid when she felt a sharp pain in her mouth, according to a scientific paper in the US state of Maryland (via the Daily Mail).

When the lady was examined, doctors found 'baby cephalopods' attached to her mouth - small pods covered in a sticky material.

The National Centre for Biotechnology Information said: "She did not swallow the portion, but spat it out immediately. She complained of a pricking and foreign-body sensation in the oral cavity.

"Twelve small, white spindle-shaped, bug-like organisms stuck in the mucous membrane of the tongue, cheek, and gingiva [gums] were completely removed, along with the affected mucosa.

"On the basis of their morphology and the presence of the sperm bag, the foreign bodies were identified as squid spermatophores."

A spermatophore is thought to be around the same size as a cup of human semen.

WTF? Horrific:eek:.

Woah. :amazed:

I wonder what she named them?

This has got to be the strangest thread i've read in a long time lol.

Where the hell do you find these :joker:

Prometheus flashbacks ;__;

Why don't we all stick with pizza? http://i395.photobucket.com/albums/p...tial/dunno.gif

:yuk:

Sausage more like to continue the BB argument on here:idc::D.

"On the basis of their morphology and the presence of the sperm bag, the foreign bodies were identified as squid spermatophores."

A spermatophore is thought to be around the same size as a cup of human semen.


So she had several spermatophores in her mouth which are equivalent to "several cups of human semen"? :confused:

Slag

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