Am I the only one...
 

... Who gets an almost insatiable desire to masturbate when studying for exams. I dunno if it's the boredom of it, or what. But I'm just like 'oop there's my penis I'm not studying for a while' :joker:

LOL. :love:

No, I have a picture of Susan Boyle in my room that I put up whenever I'm about to revise. :joker:

lmfao

:joker:

-was actually expecting answers-

:joker:

I hope you're revising alone. :tongue:

:laugh3:

mmm yeah, this algebra got me so horny

:love: Brilliant

This, plus it would be embarrassing if you was ever caught out.:joker:

:joker::joker:

...That's a risk anyone runs when masturbating at any time of the year, not just the exam period. :conf:

Well I feel like i've been watched more recently than I ever have before, maybe im just being paranoid.

Keep vigilant Mockinator

Oh, believe me, I have been caught out on numerous occasions.

First time round must have been in 2007. I was only in Year 9 at the time and obviously I was getting far more curious about my body in a sexual way.

My first getting caught was my father. I didn't know what time it was but it was late given both my parents were in bed. So I went downstairs to take advantage of the moment and put on a porn channel and five minutes down the line he comes in and says 'you perverted idiot' and I just stopped and kept a straight face and totally blanked him when I had just been caught masturbating by my father. :laugh:

After all that he just had a go at me, like any typical parent would do, and sent me to bed. He put a block on those channels the succeeding day. :joker:

all da time xo

Lol, I have a feeling one day i'll be caught.:joker:

Does the masturbating actually stop once you get a girlfriend?

What a vile thread

omfg

Tbf plenty of people have probably masturbated over you.:wink::joker:

I was 11 when I started am I abnormal

i have

Feel a bit worried now