Fecal Freak Out
 

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It turns out that there is a sphincter-shaped hole in Luke S's otherwise relaxed attitude to life. The buff promoter has a fear of pooing in front of people. "But what about if you've been in a relationship for four years?" asked Becky, a chilled-out pooer. "I'd lock the door," replied Luke S, his facial muscles tightening at the thought of someone watching him pass waste. This zero tolerance to pooing is a two-way street. "If I walked in and my girlfriend was doing a poo I'd scream and walk out," said Luke with absolute seriousness. Caroline burst out laughing. As did we. The stool sermon continued. "Poos are disgusting," ranted the ripped romancer. "They're the most disgusting thing that we do." If this was a film, this would be where a surging orchestral score kicked in.

So with thoughts turning from masturbation to defecation, what's your stance on this one? Bodily functions seem to be a hot topic on today's agenda.

I could have sworn this was a porn title

****ing hell he will never live up to his idol Jay Mckray if he can't tolerate poos.

Did Benedick hear???.... He could lecture him on how its the most natural thing in the world and we should not be embarrassed.....followed by an admission to having done one in the shower!!!!

Becky tried to show him the joys of sharing such intimate moments...

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Poor Chris, she stole his poo before he got evicted.:yuk:

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This is the best thread title I've seen yet this season on tibb. I wonder whether Luke S freaks out when he does a poo. Kind of a scary thought :shocked:

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Haha, and he is with ash?...lol!

At least he's honest about his perfectly human squeamishness, though perhaps unwisely, as I rather fear the BB execs will now be plotting the least censorable way they can exploit that particular loathing of his ...

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