Ashleigh raping poor Luke
 

So it has come to my attention that the forums favourite housemate Luke S has been jumped and taken advantage of tonight. The poor lad has been getting by just fine but now it seems like Ashleigh wants to take it further than being just friends with good old Luke and has dragged him into the bed and forcefully made him squirt certain liquids onto her stomach. I'm rather disgusted in this young woman to be honest, not only in wanting it on her but also in the manner of her making him do it.. I hope Luke recovers and comes back (haha) stronger than ever.

But yes, this is worse than when Chantelle Houghton fell in love with Coolio in Ultimate Big Brother and wouldn't give the man a minutes peace, constantly trying to get him in the sack.

In times of old the wench would surely have been publicly humiliated. Hang on.....

Theres nothing poor about Luke S. I am sure he enjoyed every two seconds of it!

forum favourite? haha, try like 10th favourite out of 14 :P
Narrowly beating scott and sara, big accomplishment.

are u being sarcastic?

Why would you ever think that?