Luke A looses a twix inside a woman
 

I can understand a giant mars bar, or evfen a Milky way but a TWIX. The mind boggles. Does he have a party trick with a Toblerone and a Lion bar.

i have no idea what this is about but its funny :joker:

What?

was mentioned on BOTS

Alice on BOTS just put that out there on a fact or fiction comment and they guess fiction but it was true. Under a sexual scenario, Luke A lost a Twix inside one of his x girlfriends.

Thats grim ahaha

I would have thought a Kit Kat would have been better because you get 4 fingers in a Kit Kat, lol.

Using which orifice ..... :conf:

Thats gross...chocolate melts, women should really start respecting their vajayjays

Errrrrrrr............

:joker: :joker: :joker:

Who said romance was dead? It wasn't me.

I hope he asked for his money back.

i wonder will that be a limited edition

Thats actually horrible

What does his poor wife see in him?

Some men give Flowers, he is obviously a chocolate giver.

I actually feel like vomiting.

I CAN UNDERSTAND CHOCOLATE SAUCE... if somebody squirted chocolate sauce on me I'd be fine.

BUT sticking chocolate up somebody? :bored:

What about Mick Jagger, Marianne Faithfull and the Mars Bar?

While this is mostly academic, is a Twix the same in the UK as the US? I know all the Snickers/Mars/Milky Way ones have different compositions depending which country you're in.

OK, I'm grasping at straws here. Why doesn't he stick to pop rocks and altoids like normal people?

Indy, a twix in the UK has a biscuit base covered in caramel, and then smothered in chocolate, whatever orifice you stick it in, it isnt coming back whole and its gonna be messy...

Why did he not just suck it out?

Same thing, then. fwiw, I think anything covered in chocolate would come back messy.

Am I actually having this conversation?

A spare vagina for chocolate games.

you know theres been worse done than this out there of this manner lol