will Eric meet Lauren ? ( my funniest poem to date )
 

Adam and Eric-sion 14.07.12

hello to the new fish,
who's surname is Sion,
this is awkward,
running high is emotion.
his first name is Eric,
my god is he horny,
some of what he says,
can be interrupted as corny.
Lauren is his candy,
its his idle woman creation,
Just like Bill and Monica,
all Adam can think is sexual relation.
is it a game plan,
Eric can not be controlled,
its totally natural,
nature has enrolled,
sometimes Eric sleeps,
other times he dose stand.
and when Adam is concentrating,
he feels the most powerful on this land.
will Eric meet Lauren,
i don't think so as its not meant,
Lauren is a lovely lady,
and Eric who name is Adam is a perfect gent.

( with out sounding to crude - i am sure you can all guess what i am talking about and i hope you can all agree they are both loverly people Lauren and Eric - Sion who's real name is Adam.)