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Ramsay 21-07-2012 03:28 AM
afraid of masterbating?
 
..because i think my dead relative's ghosts are watching and frowning at me

Niamh. 21-07-2012 03:44 AM
Paranoia setting in Karl:

Benjamin 21-07-2012 03:45 AM
Try living in a hostel. It's been weeks now since I managed to have a tommy.

Niamh. 21-07-2012 03:46 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ukturtle (Post 5322845)
Try living in a hostel. It's been weeks now since I managed to have a tommy.
are you in one of those dorm type rooms?

Ramsay 21-07-2012 03:46 AM
seriously i hear things

Niamh. 21-07-2012 03:48 AM
Have you been smoking something Karl?

Benjamin 21-07-2012 03:48 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Niamh. (Post 5322846)
are you in one of those dorm type rooms?
Yeah, in a six bed dorm with only four of us in. I was in a twelve bed dorm when I first got here.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Karl (Post 5322847)
seriously i hear things
Like what? The sound of your dead relatives tut tutting you as you fap?

Niamh. 21-07-2012 03:50 AM
I don't know how you cope with that lack of privacy and personal space

Ramsay 21-07-2012 03:50 AM
http://blog.beyondtrust.com/Portals/...ead-people.jpg

...i see dead people watching me fap

Ramsay 21-07-2012 03:50 AM
yeah jesus ben i'd freak out

Benjamin 21-07-2012 03:52 AM
I may just run into the cleaning cupboard and fap over the mop, then use the mop to clean it up. :(

Niamh. 21-07-2012 03:53 AM
I think you need an exorcism

Benjamin 21-07-2012 03:53 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Karl (Post 5322855)
http://blog.beyondtrust.com/Portals/...ead-people.jpg

...i see dead people watching me fap
Those pervert dead people. They should have better things to do, like haunting people, than watching you bash one out. :bored:

Benjamin 21-07-2012 03:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Niamh. (Post 5322862)
I think you need an exorcism
A sexorcism. ;)

Niamh. 21-07-2012 03:55 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ukturtle (Post 5322865)
A sexorcism. ;)
:evilgrin: I've missed you, cheeky

Benjamin 21-07-2012 03:56 AM
:evilgrin:

Ramsay 21-07-2012 03:56 AM
they're just jealous they cant

Niamh. 21-07-2012 03:58 AM
go for it Karl, Ben and me will protect you

Benjamin 21-07-2012 03:58 AM
How weird would that be, ghosts fapping and covering you in their ghost jizz?

Benjamin 21-07-2012 04:00 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Niamh. (Post 5322873)
go for it Karl, Ben and me will protect you
I WILL NOT ACT AS A GHOST CONDOM FOR KARL!!!!

/caps

Niamh. 21-07-2012 04:01 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ukturtle (Post 5322875)
I WILL NOT ACT AS A GHOST CONDOM FOR KARL!!!!

/caps
Ghost condoms don't work anyway

Ramsay 21-07-2012 04:03 AM
ghost cum :laugh2:

Kate! 21-07-2012 05:01 AM
What a lovely thread.

:laugh:

Fetch The Bolt Cutters 21-07-2012 06:16 AM
i cant believe you are staying in a hostel has hostel taught you nothing :nono:

Marc 21-07-2012 07:38 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Karl (Post 5322855)
http://blog.beyondtrust.com/Portals/...ead-people.jpg

...i see dead people watching me fap
:joker:


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