Pensioner finds python in toilet...
 

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A 74-year-old woman found a three-foot-long python sticking its head out of her toilet on Monday.

The pensioner, from Schwanstetten, Germany, attempted to flush the snake down the toilet and called the police, news.com.au reports.

Unable to remove it from the toilet, the police called the fire brigade, who opened a manhole and removed the python from the plumbing.

Police summoned a snake expert, who identified the creature as a royal python, and normally not dangerous to humans.

The pensioner, though shocked by the incident, is said to be safe.

The police have registered the snake as a lost item, and the snake expert has offered to look after the animal until its owner can be found.

OMG!:eek:

Imagine if she didnt see it and sat down.

And it sneeked up inside

I bet it was her pet snake but she prob has alzheimers and forgot about it.

-scotts enters the thread excited-

-scott reads what it's really about-

-scott leaves-

Well that bit her up the ass.

omg i read this just as i need the toilet :/ haha

Maybe there will be a pensioner down yours ready to chew your bum :devil:

Assuming you need a poo, LOL

bowels all empty no pensioner or pythons ;D

Until next time :evilgrin:

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Ive got an 8ft Boa, 3ft python is nothing.