Macie Lightfoot |
25-07-2012 08:23 PM |
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Originally Posted by Munchkins
(Post 5335603)
What were the other two like?
i have never watched Survivor
But Willie.. what a prick
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Russell came on Survivor to show us all "how easy it is to win" and "how simple the game is" and apparently the first step is to treat your tribemates like ****. He'd burn socks, dump out water, make up lies about surviving Katrina for no reason, and then create his "dumbass girl" alliance (but the great thing is that one of these "dumbass girls" outplays him in the end /spoiler) and act like a strategic deity. But really all he would do is make alliances with people and then vote them out the same round and have confessionals about how "I'm Russell Hantz! I'm the best to ever play the game!"
Until right before the merge he had the chance to vote out his biggest threat of a dumbass girl and acknowledged that she would be a Jury threat, but for some reason figured that it would help. How precious. So then Russell continued to make enemies and stupid moves, waste Hidden Immunity Idols, and then get completely owned in the end by his very own "dumbass girl" in a landslide vote. The end.
Oh wait, Russell is brought back for Heroes vs. Villains. But it's more or less the same, just amplified. Russell pisses everyone off, just a lot more than he did before. Russell makes stupid moves, a lot more than he made before. Russell overlooks the "dumbass girl" who actually completely owns him throughout the game, even more hilariously than his first season. So then Russell goes on the Reunion shows, cries about how he's the best player to ever win the game and preaches how the game is broken and America should vote, despite us seeing ~43 minutes over a 72 hour period and despite Russell "admiring and respecting the game that he loves so much."
And then for Brandon, he was edited to be a psycho nutcase. He randomly picked this one girl and wanted to get her voted off because he didn't want to be tempted by her (even though he was married) and went on some crusade about how she was the ***** of Babylon or whatnot. He was just a heaping mess of moral dysfunction but he wasn't nearly as bad as his uncle. Hilariously enough, cast interviews show that he was actually popular among camp and had a chance to win :joker:
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