I wanna do lads mags.
 

http://www.romfordrecorder.co.uk/new...mags_1_1481637

So Benedicts impersonation of Ash was correct.

PS Lauren was asked to do Nutz - by demand. Ash is asking/ begging Nutz to use her!!!

PPS As I suspected the part of Essex shes from is fairly affluent so her parent must have cash/ good career etc. Ash probably received a decent education (good schools on area ) but struggled academically.

She has a decent set on her so she might get her wish, they'll have to touch her face up though

Wow i just fell off my chair in shock :D i'm not surprised

She's being courted for interviews by newpapers and magazines she says!

So glad i already avoid the daily rags like the plague, especially if that minger ends up in any of them!:yuk:

She's from Harold Hill. I'm not sure I'd describe it as 'affluent'.

Fackin' 'ell! No fackin' way!

I can see why Lauren was asked to appear in Nutz, but Ashleigh??

deluded to the end

I hope this never happens.

I would rather see Becky in this tbh

http://loop48.com/bump/wp-content/up...gmaguma508.jpg

Is it wrong that I keep thinking I hope the poor girl knows to bring a paper bag and not plastic?

There are more chances of her appearing in vogue.

No lad, wants to see that little mole rat ****** - in our magazines.

ok so its not Loughton but i expected Ash to live on some deprived lawless innercity type council estste.

Please no. I can just picture my raging boner dissolving into a flaccid flop when I witness these vile images.

Ash has seen Lauren pics. Surely she must know she cant compete.

:joker:

Loughton? You're holding up Loughton as affluent now? Do you even know Essex?

I used to live in Braintree in early 2000s.

Re Ash - how can she be a TV presenter when she really can't string a sentence together and can't speak without using profanity every other word?