Do people realise
 

Mike isn't actually witty, he reads a script.
When a show has a disclaimer at the start saying 'some scenes were made for entertainment purposes only.' It means everything anyone ever says or does in the show is done for entertainment purposes only! Same goes to TOWIE, Geordie shore, the hills etc etc. They're just actors who pretend to not be actors.
If anybody likes this bloke because of something he's done outside of Jersey Shore, then fair enough, but right now, at the moment, he's just the main character of the worst 'reality' tv show ever who gets his 6 pack out because somebody is taking a photo.

BB7s Sezer with an accent!

here comes team spam. :bored:

i feel ya sister

you all gonna be mad big time when he comes out the winner!

You can hate on me all you want to, but what can you possibly say to somebody that looks like Rambo, pretty much, with his shirt off.

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That show is aimed at dimwits i doubt they can read the disclaimer.

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Erm, there is no disclaimer that says 'some scenes were made for entertainment purposes only'. Clearly you don't even watch Jersey Shore.

I can honestly ( & proudly ) say that I have NEVER ever seen a single episode of Jersey Shore, Geordie Shore, TOWIE, Made In Chelsea or Desperate Scousewives :D

Oh God. I forgot that Desperate Scousewives existed. People make me sad.

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Jersey Shore isn't fully scripted like the Essex thing, certain things are obviously put in place to make things more interesting, but the majority of it is real.

If you want to look somewhat like The Situation, which is gonna be pretty hard, you need to get that protein in your diet.

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We'll see if he comes up with anything half as witty as this on actual real reality television.

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At least Sezer was a legend.

Sezer wants to be what The Situation is.. he never reached that level though

The dizzying heights of a bankrupt drug addict.
How proud his family must be.
Its something to aspire to for some i suppose.

I agree that they both aspire to be the same sort of douchebag. I'm sure Sezers probably grown up a bit though, this guy looks about 30? And he still acts like a dick.
Day one though! I might love him at the end of the week.
I just wanted to tell his supporters that they have nothing to base the support on. Everything they've ever seen of this man, is not that man, but an actor pretending not to be an actor.

Well I frickin love him, please don't vote him out early this guy is TV gold.

Do you remember Andrew Stone? And people despised him, until he left and they were all like 'oh man he was so rad, he was tv gold, so brilliant...'
I was never like that.. The guy was ruining my favourite show! Every time he came on the screen, I wanted to punch kittens as some sort of revenge.
It's probably a bit early to say this but I'd imagine I'm gonna feel the same way about this guy.

the dizzying heights of one of the most talked about shows in the states and MTV's most watched TV Show ever so show the Situation some respect that he deserves

The Situation is a great guy, you and Patrick will have posters of him on your bedroom wall by this time next week

That definition of douchebag doesn't sound anything like The Situation so that is wrong for a start, Situation has always had the biggest personality no matter what show he's on and not everything about Jersey Shore is scripted so your wrong there as well