So jealous of Prince Lorenzo
 

Loving seeing the male/male venemous jealousy pour from green Mike towards Lorenzo. Mike is not the big catch and the envy is eating away.

Lorenzo is what Mike would love to be:

- more authentically Italian (can Mike even speak language?) it makes whole Italian american routine seem hollow
- Attractive: Despite 10 yrs seniority Prince Lorenzo considered way way better looking
- Forbes Rich List level rich: way way richer Prince's $50m towers over Mikes not too shabby but still smaller $5m - Mike can no longer impress a girl with cash as he could do on JS
- Lozza is more intelligent
- Lozza has c*ckblocked him to get danica. Mike is used to stealing girls on JS but hes no match for more attractive proposition Lorenzo

Watching Mike turn green over Lozza in DR is brill as (male) vewers love pointing out female/female jealousy when a hot girl enters house (plus camera zoom to other girls faces). Mike clearly knows Lozza is vastly superior and the Jersy Shore b*tch cant handle it.

It was written all over his face throughout the episode, he's clearly jealous.

Trudat

All the things Mike has/ wants Prince has more of!!

All games. Lots of camera time gained

:thumbs:

what a load of bollocks mikes better than any of thouses to twats

From a straight womens pov Prince is better option.