Murder without consequence. Would You? Could You?
 

A thread to entertain, and get you all thinking....

Ok, here's the hypothetical situation....just go with it, it's "fun"!!

You are going about your normal daily life, then you are kidnapped in a taxi (:hugesmile:) and find yourself in a remote warehouse with government agents who inform you that you have been chosen for a special mission at random. Your mission, should you choose to accept it (cue M.I. theme music) is this....

You must rid the world of up to ten people, 7 of whom should be to benefit the world in general, and 3 of whom should be to benefit you personally for whatever reasons you wish (them just being annoying is perfectly acceptable - this is not very ethical of the government, but they have to make it worth your while :laugh:). You are given money to travel to wherever necessary and whatever means to meet your goals, a gun, ammunition, and a pre-arranged pardon for your actions, so there will be no consequences.

1. Do you accept the mission? If yes, then please answer 2.

2. Who's on your hitlist, and why?

Be inventive. :D

I'm incapable of killing. even animals. Some people are just not capable of it.

I don't think killing is necessarily immoral or wrong though. I'm not against killing.

I'm just personally incapable of it. I don't know why.

Even if it was someone i loved, and they begged me to kill them, out of mercy because they had horrible pain and a terminal illness, euthanasia, i couldn't do it. But not because i think it would be wrong to do it. I just couldn't do it.

Yes. Two words why: Piers Morgan. Two more: Perez Hilton.

No

I'd do it, because the people I'd choose would be really evil, so it would make the world a better place.

As for the personal choice of 3 people, I'd choose the three worst offenders from the local families who keep trying to make others lives a misery with their scumlike antisocial behaviour. Job done.

This..

...although I could maybe be tempted to do away with Jeremy Clarkson :D

Jk

Quite happily.

oooh I just remembered Kenneth Tong :amazed: -could make a decent list here-

I think I'd get the guy who called me a 'pissed off rent boy' first. :amazed:

Justin Beiber, Robbie Williams, Gary Barlow, Cheryl Cole, Kanye West, Nicki Minaj, Nicki Minaj's lyricist, Katie Price, Justin Beibers mother, Justin Beibers father

I'd have to agree. I'm only doing my bit to help the human race.

killing someone because they are 'evil' makes you just as bad as them :suspect:

what about terrorists and mass murderers etc?

idk :suspect:

i just dont think its right to take someones life but like you said if it was a murderer or something then they have already done it themselves sdfhasdf idk its confusing

Oh Kate this is hard,for me i could never kill,BUT there are people who I would wish dead,so IF someone else could do the dirty deed for personal; reasons I would go for
John Venables
Robert Thompson( I think I may be able to do these two myself!)
The guy who killed my dog


Now for the benefit of the world,erm so many,but

Robert Mugabe
Kim Jong 2
Andre Brevik

Think I might be too serious for thread,looking at some of the other response :-)

Kazanne, you have hit the nail on the head with your choices. The likes of Thompson and Venables, I could dispatch without a qualm because they are evil through and through, I don't class them as human beings. Any other sick child killers that are still alive would also be on my list. As I said, making the world a better place.

Too right Kate, we'de all be better off without scum like that

Kate is..Bridgitte Fonda...as...THE ASSASSIN! :tongue:

I would not want to accept the mission, but if I had to. My **** list would be as follows:

The world would be a better place without...

Kim Jong un
Bashar al-Assad
Thein Sein
Robert Mugabe
Ian Huntley
John Venables
Robert Thompson

More light-hearted are my personal choices for obvious crimes:

Kerry Katona
Katie Price
Jodie Marsh

^ Good choices Baz

The assassin approves :laugh:

Don't think you need to worry about Kim Jong il :tongue:

I'm sure there are child molesters and rapist and cold blooded murderers out there who deserve death. I think that would comfort me at night and I wouldn't care too much.

Then I'd take the Loose Women down

:hugesmile:

Killing each leader of NK will just replace them with another :shrug:

Seven to benefit the world
- Shirley Phelps, member of the Westboro Baptist Church. Not the leader, but by far the most blood-curdling and deplorable.
- Mark Chapman. Not MarkWaldorf :tongue:
- Rick Santorum. Dangerous, hellish man.
- Robert Mugabe, although he's on his last legs as it is.
- Kony, just so we can stop that charity guy from stripping naked on the streets again.
- Anders Breivik
- Rupert Murdoch

Three that are apparently quite whimsical even though to me it's quite obvious they provide nothing of value to the world and deserve death moreso than those above
- Kenneth Tong
- Perez Hilton
- Piers Morgan

UMG poor Mark

Jenny. Frost.

I would.

I would feel no worse about killing a human than killing an animal.