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Clootie Dumpling 31-08-2012 05:23 PM
JULIE: Face like a lump of wrinkly pastry!
 
Just made some wholemeal pastry for a chicken pie and, for some weird reason, it turned out very thin, wafery and wrinkly.

It reminded me, in more ways than one, of Julie's wrinkly old boat.

Mind you, I did make it with lard (in the traditional northern way) so I suppose I shouldn't have been so surprised.

:bouncy:

reece(: 31-08-2012 05:25 PM
Her personality is like a lump of pasty as well, she's a problemed woman

Clootie Dumpling 31-08-2012 05:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by reece(: (Post 5452482)
Her personality is like a lump of pasty as well, she's a problemed woman
:hugesmile:

I wonder if any other posters have any food-based Jullie analogies?

Fosse 31-08-2012 05:29 PM
Her face is like a ratty old handbag...

Smoking AND using nicotine gum continuously does wonders for the complexion.

Adele Wigglesworthit 31-08-2012 05:30 PM
She reminds me a cherry, sweet and tasty

Clootie Dumpling 31-08-2012 05:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fosse (Post 5452498)
Her face is like a ratty old handbag...

Smoking AND using nicotine gum continuously does wonders for the complexion.
Actually, Fosse. I'm a smoker and nicotine gum chewer and I've got quite a good complexion.

Mind you, I do chew with my mouth closed and hope to have given up smoking by the time I'm 70.

Kazanne 31-08-2012 05:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Adele Wigglesworthit (Post 5452500)
She reminds me a cherry, sweet and tasty
yeah,she gives me the pip:joker:

Clootie Dumpling 31-08-2012 05:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Adele Wigglesworthit (Post 5452500)
She reminds me a cherry, sweet and tasty
Oh, here we go ...

Fosse 31-08-2012 05:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Clootie Dumpling (Post 5452503)
Actually, Fosse. I'm a smoker and nicotine gum chewer and I've got quite a good complexion.

Mind you, I do chew with my mouth closed and hope to have given up smoking by the time I'm 70.
Are your tits saggy like Julie, too?

Clootie Dumpling 31-08-2012 05:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fosse (Post 5452507)
Are your tits saggy like Julie, too?
Course they're not, you cheeky b*gger! :hugesmile:

Fosse 31-08-2012 05:37 PM
lol...

reece(: 31-08-2012 05:38 PM
You new members are bloody hilarious :joker:

Clootie Dumpling 31-08-2012 05:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by reece(: (Post 5452523)
You new members are bloody hilarious :joker:
Ta, Reece.

Just noticed I'm now described as a senior member! Not quite sure how that happened.

reece(: 31-08-2012 05:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Clootie Dumpling (Post 5452530)
Ta, Reece.

Just noticed I'm now described as a senior member! Not quite sure how that happened.
got over 100-150 posts, you can edit that title now.

Clootie Dumpling 31-08-2012 05:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by reece(: (Post 5452539)
got over 100-150 posts, you can edit that title now.
Ooh, crikey! Decisions, decisions!

Adele Wigglesworthit 31-08-2012 05:52 PM
I want to edit mine, how long can they be?

I'm thinking something like:

It's gonna be a Goodyear

or

Just Adele - Like Just Julie

Me. I Am Salman 31-08-2012 05:53 PM
Thank god she doesn't have a face like a clootie dumpling

Clootie Dumpling 31-08-2012 05:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Salman! (Post 5452572)
Thank god she doesn't have a face like a clootie dumpling
Tsk, Salman. You've got no taste, luv!

If she looked like a clootie dumpling, I'd be all over her.

Now, if she looked like Clootie Dumpling - she'd probably win the UK's next top model!:hugesmile:

arista 31-08-2012 05:57 PM
Yes but she is Tough


unlike weak Coleen.

reece(: 31-08-2012 05:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Adele Wigglesworthit (Post 5452569)
I want to edit mine, how long can they be?

I'm thinking something like:

It's gonna be a Goodyear

or

Just Adele - Like Just Julie
No more Julie references please I beg!!!

Madmacs 31-08-2012 06:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Adele Wigglesworthit (Post 5452500)
She reminds me a cherry, sweet and tasty
...no she doesn't...lol


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