Proximate Big Brother [Pick your 13 HMs]
 

Well apparently the opposite of "ultimate" is proximate so in tying in with my idea of trying to choose the worst lineup possible, here goes.

I did initially think one-per-series but:

• Some won't have seen all series
• that's silly

So basically, put together the worst possible lineup for an "allstars" edition of Big Brother, including both C4 and C5 editions of the show.

Mine - I tried to pick the most boring house imaginable:
Tim (BB3)
Steph (BB4)
Glyn (BB7)
Nicky (BB8)
Rachel (BB9)
Kris (BB10)
Rodrigo (BB10)
Mario (BB11)
Preston (CBB4)
Latoya (CBB6)
Dane (CBB7)
Lucien (CBB8)
Ashley (CBB10)

Only one from BB4?..Agree with those except glyn and rodrigo they were ok :)

Kara-Louise (BB8)
Jonathan (BB8)
Maysoon (BB9)
Rachel (BB9)
Hira (BB10)
Beinazir (BB10)
Laura (BB11)
Steve (BB11)
Rachel (BB11)
Jo (BB11)
JJ (BB11)
Gareth (CBB9)
Ulrika (CBB6)

Sad thing is...some people would actually like a line-up like this.

Gos BB4
Steve BB11
Laura BB11
Maysoon BB9
Susie BB7
Ulrika CBB
Shell BB5
Sunita BB3
Kara Louise BB8
Mario BB11
Aden BB12
Alex BB12
Gareth CBB

Gos BB4
Steve BB11
Laura BB11
Maysoon BB9
Susie BB7
Ulrika CBB
Shell BB5
Sunita BB3
Kara Louise BB8
Mario BB11
Aden BB12
Alex BB12
Gareth CBB

I've only seen BB5,BB7,BB8,BB9,BB10,BB11,BB12 & BB13 so I'll do it from that & I'm not Including the CBB's.

Susie - BB7
Kara-Louise - BB8
Jonathan - BB8
Maysoon - BB9
Mohammed - BB9
Hira - BB10
Steve - BB11
Ife - BB11
JJ - BB11
Mario - BB11
Jo - BB11
Laura - BB11
Louise - BB12

Mohammed is a good one, forgot him.

Aden (BB12)
Luke A (BB13)
Mario (BB11)
Steve (BB11)
David (BB8)
Glyn (BB7)

Josie (BB11)
Jo (BB11)
Beinazir (BB10)
Carole (BB8)
Tracey (BB8)
Susie (BB7)
Ashleigh (BB13)

A mix of bores and hateable people

Jonathan (BB8)
Dennis (BB9)
Charlie (BB10)
John James (BB11)
Steve (BB11)
Arron (BB13)
Conor (BB13)

Vanessa (BB5)
Lisa (BB7)
Kathreya (BB9)
Lisa (BB10)
Laura (BB11)
Rebeckah (BB12)

^that'd be pretty explosive, I'd probably enjoy it :laugh:

Dennis - BB9
Shanessa - BB8
Hira - BB10
Susie - BB7
Grace - BB7
Kitten - BB5
John James - BB11
Caoimhe - BB11
Lisa - BB10
Billi - BB8
Kinga - BB6
Kris - BB10
Govan - BB11

Dean (BB2)
Cameron (BB4)
Steph (BB4)
Glyn (BB7)
Kara-Louise (BB8)
Jonty (BB8)
Maysoon (BB9)
Hira (BB10)
Andrew (BB11)
JJ (BB11)
Steve (BB11)
Louise (BB12)
Latoya (CBB6)
Pamela (CBB8)

13 housemates is not enough.:bored: So many bores and twats to choose from.:laugh:

BB Bore-Stars 1:sleep:

Females

Maysoon BB9
Laura BB11
Georgia CBB9
Rhian CBB10
Caprice CBB3
Kara-Louise BB8

Males

Cameron BB4
Scott BB4
Romeo CBB9
Gareth CBB9
George BB7
Joe John BB11
Michael BB7

BB All-Twats 1:yuk:

Females

Danielle CBB5
Nikki BB7
Chanelle BB8
Jennifer BB9
Sophie BB10
Lisa BB10
Ashleigh BB13

Males

Charlie BB10
Dale BB9
Stuart BB9
Craig BB6
Jay BB12
Kris BB10

New Housemates Twats and Bores:sleep:

Saffia BB10
Aden BB12
Becky BB13
Dane CBB7
Michelle CBB6

Tim, Nicky, Rachel, Kara-Louise, Hira, Ulrika, Susie, Jo, Vanessa, and Lisa <3333 far from boring.

Anton BB12

Half the cast of BB8

Done

Gos (BB4)
Sada (BB1)
Kitten (BB5)
Dawn (BB7)
Craig (BB6)
Andrew (BB1)
Tim (BB3)
Dean (BB2)
Elizabeth (BB2)
George (BB7)
Carol (BB8)
Sam (BB11)
Masoon (BB10)

Gos (BB4)
Sada (BB1)
Kitten (BB5)
Dawn (BB7)
Craig (BB6)
Andrew (BB1)
Tim (BB3)
Dean (BB2)
Elizabeth (BB2)
George (BB7)
Carol (BB8)
Sam (BB11)
Masoon (BB10)

It's weird to think that some housemates would come across so differently had they been in a different season or last a little longer in the house.

I was going to add Lynne from BB3 to mine but I think she actually would have been the house bitch that year had she not been evicted first over Jade.

Confused why people are picking Beinazir when we only saw like 2 days of her..

this.. and she seemed entertaining too

Glyn (BB7)
Dale (BB9)
Rodrigo (BB10)
Andrew (BB11)
Mario (BB11)
Luke S (BB13)
Ryan (CBB11)
Ulrika (CBB7)
Jo (BB11)
Louise (BB12)
Georgia (CBB9)
Ashleigh (BB13)
Claire (CBB11)
Tricia (CBB11)

-shudders-

:joker: Remember Wombai?

Because she was hideous to look at, did nothing for those 2 days and her interview was so dry.