A modern day coversation
 

i'm not being funny, but at the end of the day, i turned round and said to him, omg i love you your amazing,and i was all like, i dunno, and she was all like omg girlfriend i so know what you mean, and omg i was all like hash tag omg, and that was like totally retro and amazing but omg i was all like, i dunno, and she was all like omg i dunno. hash tag,amazing, retro i dunno

Wannashag you beast

Welcome back

Did not get any of that

that's the whole point

Oh :blush:

#amazing

LOL, it's so true, especially the part where one builds up the anticipation of a sentence with "OMG" just to say "I dunno". XD

Never in my life have I witnessed or been part of a conversation like this in real life.:laugh:

I love wannashag

Omg

hello

What the heck? my modern day conversation is crack a sick joke to cover up my nerves lol.

Bye.

What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ****ing dead, kiddo.

Scott The Sniper.:joker:

omg i just cackled

they put gorilla instead of guerrilla

Was your account hacked Scott?:shocked:

Ok.

wait, so waterhog is complaining about people speaking in an unintelligible and obnoxious style???

the irony is delicious.

karma much?

ohh, oops,. it's not waterhog. freudian slip.

im lost

:laugh:

was in club toilet once and before you lot start i was taking a p*ss!
this guy was on the phone and started saying all this **** about being in the secret service and if he did not get what he wanted there was going to be hell to pay!
went on for about 5 minutes with him makeing all these threats about the persons family being taken out!.lol