Can we talk about bannings?
 

Pub bannings, I got banned from my local for kicking the door in a drunken stupor because they wouldn't give me a carry out..was i in the wrong?, hell yeah.

funny thing is though, my bans for life, but some tube from glasgow threw a chair through the tv cause the pope was parading in glasgow and he was a rangers fan and didn't want to watch it..he got a 3 mkonth ban....wtf.