Is anything older than Niamh?
 

Well is it?

Maybe Mercury, at a push

Yo mama :idc:

My mama is actually younger than you. :idc:

:laugh2:

Her prom pictures can be found painted on the walls of several ancient caves.

Limestone adds ten pounds

It's said that Niamh and God were childhood sweethearts.

I heard God couldn't take being her toyboy.

Poor Niamh

I heard that she honeymooned in Pangea.

;)

Niamh is 150 years young tyvm

Stop being so awful.

yes, ageism jokes!!! :rolleyes: :mad: :rolleyes:

Aw poor Niamh :( She's young and awesome!

I hear she passed wind and created the universe.

niamh passed wind and created ukturtle!

Raph, Shaun and Bob :love:

your sig Niamh lollolol

*howls at Shaun's signature*

I heard her first potatoes were rationed

:shocked: you horrible man!

(see that woman behind you in the picture that looks like she has just kicked you out of the plane...that'll be Niamh next time you attempt it :hugesmile:)

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Bet she has the original Commodore sitting in her loft