Rod Hull fisted me for years...
 

Bbc rocked by fresh allegations amidst more revelations of an ex tv legend

this time its rod hull...

He would come into my dressing room drunk, lift me out of my case and whisper in my ear" Im going to ruffle your feathers....says anonymous emu bird

look out for next weeks revelations involving keith harries, orville duck , a pet monkey and a kitchen mixer???:devil:

someones been at the cooking sherry....

Let's hope he wasn't after cuddles too...

i have never been pulled of by an emu!
must put that on my to do list.

:hugesmile: You're such a baaad ass Sheriff.

Sheriffs To Do list.
Polish badge and handcuffs
Collect prescription from chemist
Stock up on yoghurt, and baby oil
Read part three of the 50 shades Trilogy
Copulate with an emu!!!

:laugh:

im a bad man!
one year i over stuffed a turkey with sausage meat!:devil:

Well thats you off Bernard Mannings christmas card list sheriff haha.

i knew it would not be long before you came here when i started talking about old birds:joker:

You cheeky old scroat!
No wonder I put Bernard Manning instead of Bernard Matthews on your post! lol!

thats what happens when you get old!:joker:
your not a spring chicken any more.lol