Congratulations Vicky for not giving birth yet!
 

Well done for keeping her squeezed in. Hold it in until the 15th. :hugesmile:

Had me fooled there

Just a couple of days higher than Ukturtle's predictions please Vicky.

How Dare You Ben

I actually have a feeling Vicky will give birth in the next 24 hours.

Tsk! :nono:

She's pushing as we speak.

Bloody Turtle :idc:

Thought Vicky had gone into labour for a minute.

Strangely enough, I thoughy that earlier. I predict she'll go during the night.

She's online. I can't imagine Vicky talking on TiBB as she gives birth. Maybe she would? lol.

She gripping tight hold of her phone, shouting at the midwife for distracting her from the forum.

http://us.cdn1.123rf.com/168nwm/pozn...ne-telling.jpg

I have Tracked You Down Ben
via my Satelitte


Very Fetching you now look

:blush:

Why thank you.

she be type then al you read would be oh dear i am in labor

I bloody well hope so :laugh:

9 Days time im afraid Vicky.

Have you watched any birthing videos in preparation? Lol.

Do some teddy bear rolls on the floor that should do the trick.

Just use a plunger.

:laugh: how undignified.

Erm.. nipple stimulation is supposed to help Vicky :/

Sex is supposed to kickstart it as well. Or is that weird?

Unfortunately I actually have and have now convinced myself that its going to be like a murder scene and I may die from blood loss. Was watching complicated deliveries instead of typical ones without realising for a fair few hours :bored:

yeah I have heard that :laugh:

Apparently you have to do it for hours and hours though, and they already feel like they are gunna drop off to begin with :joker: