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nicole_burks 22-11-2012 04:47 PM
Anti-jokes
 
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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.
What is red and smells like blue paint?

Spoiler:

Red paint.



How do you confuse a blond?

Spoiler:

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.


Why was six afraid of seven?

Spoiler:

It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.



http://anti-joke.com/

Marcus. 22-11-2012 04:49 PM
ok

Maia 22-11-2012 04:49 PM
:joker:

Did a few of these myself in a blog like a year ago, they are the greatest form of joke

Z 22-11-2012 04:51 PM
Love a good anti-joke!

Mystic Mock 22-11-2012 04:51 PM
Lol.

Maia 22-11-2012 04:52 PM
Quote:
What do you call a dog with 3 legs?

A dog with 3 legs


What did the orange say to the lemon?

"Hello"


Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because it felt like crossing the road


What did the pineapple say to the wine glass?

"I want to sit in you but obviously I can't because I am considerably larger than you and it would be a bit weird for a pineapple to be sitting in a wine glass."
Good times

Novo 22-11-2012 04:52 PM
Why did Mock make a rape joke?

Spoiler:

Because he's Insane

Roy Mars III 22-11-2012 04:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Novo (Post 5638802)
Why did Mock make a rape joke?

Spoiler:

Because he's Insane
leave the anti-jokes to Mollie

Novo 22-11-2012 04:54 PM
thought that was a good attempt myself

Mystic Mock 22-11-2012 04:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Novo (Post 5638802)
Why did Mock make a rape joke?

Spoiler:

Because he's Insane
:joker:

Why did Novo make this post?

Spoiler:

Because he wanted to.

Maia 22-11-2012 04:58 PM
Omg I'm dying at the website :laugh2:

Marcus. 22-11-2012 04:59 PM
nah not my cup of tea

Black Dagger 22-11-2012 04:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Novo (Post 5638802)
Why did Mock make a rape joke?

Spoiler:

Because he's Insane
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Novo 22-11-2012 05:00 PM
What is gay and never goes away?

Marcus. 22-11-2012 05:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Novo (Post 5638821)
What is gay and never goes away?
oh love that one

Maia 22-11-2012 05:01 PM
Submitting some of my own tbqh

Black Dagger 22-11-2012 05:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Novo (Post 5638821)
What is gay and never goes away?
you tried harder xo.

Mystic Mock 22-11-2012 05:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Novo (Post 5638821)
What is gay and never goes away?
I wish Rylan would go away.:joker:

Black Dagger 22-11-2012 05:02 PM
I wish you would go away, but it hasn't happened yet. /bitch

Mystic Mock 22-11-2012 05:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Black Dagger (Post 5638832)
I wish you would go away, but it hasn't happened yet. /bitch
If me or Novo wasn't on here who would make you look good in comparison?:nono::joker:

Novo 22-11-2012 05:03 PM
Looks like you've made him angry Mock good work

Black Dagger 22-11-2012 05:05 PM
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Originally Posted by The Mockinator (Post 5638834)
If me or Novo wasn't on here who would make you look good in comparison?:nono::joker:
Now this is a joke in it's own right.

Kate! 22-11-2012 05:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Novo (Post 5638821)
What is gay and never goes away?
:joker: I like Rylan but I had to laugh at this.

Sorry Lucas.

Black Dagger 22-11-2012 05:11 PM
It's not technically an anti-joke though he's cheated. idc

Mystic Mock 22-11-2012 05:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Novo (Post 5638836)
Looks like you've made him angry Mock good work
Omg.:joker:


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