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Has sooty ever sent you death threats in the mail?
I think it's best we get all these things out in the open.
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DONT YOU DARE TRY AND BESMIRCH SOOTY'S NAME l
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yes sadly, she did. she said that she was going to hunt me down with s chainsaw and chop me into little bits,..
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She threatened to club me to death with my collection of gnomes that resemble Emma Bunton.
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all those memories I thought I'd seen the last of..
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Yes, I'm in witness protection right now because of it, and I cannot reveal any details.
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All da time but it keeps me on me toes
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Hands up (:D) who else instantly pictured Sooty the orange glove puppet when they saw this?
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..Sooty is the most magical, wonderful and beautiful lady ever....
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...0,190,246_.jpg ..but Sooty, I thought you said you didn't play an instrument...could you explain this please.... http://images.45cat.com/sooty-and-sw...eep-1961-2.jpg |
Sooty is my wife all of you can go **** yourselves :mad:
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She once sent me a napkin with poo smeared in it. With a message saying "die"
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She once threatened to maul my family and send Piddles to an animal shelter
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She said she'd buy me a cat, let me love and care for it over a period of several months, and then kill it in front of me. :sad:
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Niall showing he's been taking grammar lessons from michael21 there
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Bit of a crazy drunk aren't you?
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