Dirtiest sentence without using swear words?
 

My clotted and dripping discharge was oozing down my clammy thighs and it left a moist sensation thrusting through my weeping gash.

I just ate and I'm feeling a wee bit chubby

dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty spider, dirty.

Nibble on my chode until it's hard.

Penetrate me in the pork rind with your juicy sausage, let me feel the erupting squirt coursing through me.

Ann Widdecombe.

Freddie "Dirty Melons" Sanchez

poo on me

..this thread is utter filth.....:hmph:

Eating bubble and squeak in a moldy milieu of muck and mire. Removed the sexuality and added in some alliteration. ;)

Buzz Killington: "Who here likes a good story about a bridge?" *sigh*

You're all depraved.

Except Ammi.

:D

Deirdre Barlow

Grasp my warm throbbing piece, while I slowly caress your ample and supple bossom and plunge my finger into your moistened vagina and sensually massage you until you breathe orgasmic nothingness into my ear.

Mine's not very dirty... just sort of erotic..

two girls and one cup.

It's a start...

you will teach him,livia.

I bet Marc's.... erm.... holding himself whilst reading this thread. :yuk:

Ammi naked in a mud bath.

Why are you thinking about me touching myself?... perve

This thread has made me feel ill

:evilgrin:

He took out his lubricated fingers before pressing them onto her mound as he watched the efforts of his work squirt out of her swollen sex like a wild river towards his newly painted roof.