a full proof plan to shop lift and not get caught
 

i see so many people do this. have in one hand a "bag for life" plastic one and in the other a shop basket. as you go round the shop drop the cheap products in the basket and the more expensive ones in your "bag for life" when you get to the till or self service you only put through the ones in your basket. when you come out of the shop all the expensive items in your bag for life have not been paid for and you end up not only saving the planet by recycling your shopping bag but saving your money as you have not paid for half of your shopping.

i really see this more and more now and people that always carry a bag for life around may not be always doing it for environmental reasons - not that i believe there is anythign wrong with earth anyway - but that's not the issue. has anyone noticed this or seen people doing it ?

get a bag for life and shopping free for life 27.11.12

every supermarket has one,
its to save them spending,
but i have a feeling,
this highlight none will be defending.
its so simple to do,
you don't need to hustle,
keep "a bag for life" in one hand,
basket in the other and sing like Watson Russel.
go round the store,
pick and choose every item you need,
the cheap ones in the basket,
the more luxury expensive ones in "a bag for life" feed.
and when you check out,
on self service its a done a done deal,
you make sure you scan all cheap items,
there's no suspicion to "bag for life" conceal.
out the door,
receipt in your bag that's plastic,
all expensive items in "bag for life",
so you are "saving the planet" and your pocket and that's fantastic.
if you have no conscience,
then this risk is minimal,
shop security can not watch everyone,
and that's why this method is so winnable.

The sensors would go off when you tried to leave the shop surely?

Leon is bad enough as it is without giving him tips

its buy one get one free lol

Kate, yes it would

Think he's just talking about food though isn't he, seems a bit dumb anyway, wouldn't people notice you're walking off with a bag for life packed full of stuff you've not paid for

Oh right. Yeah there would

Good luck with that.

your poems are bad,but then you come out with this!

I have informed the police about your plan waterhog.

i am down the station now - someone call my solicitor ? tell her that its me - the one that proposed to her with a love poem - before she put the injunction in against me.

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Once In school a boy told me to wrap stuff in foil then the sensors don't go off.

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that has been the worst night of my life - please someone call for help ????????????????