Richard\'s Funny quotes
 

Rich has come out with some CLASSIC quotes so far here are just a few of the good ones:thumbs: Add to the list if you wish:laugh: Richard to STAY on Friday!:hello:

About Lisa
Lisa is just an acidic little troll.
It's nothing a little insect repellant wont resolve.

It's men like you who make women go out and get vibrators (to Sezar)


About/To Imogen
Susie: "Imogen's nice"
Dickie: "So's wallpaper until it begins to peel"

She spends all day putting on her make up and giving Miss Wales glances at everyone

Do I want to watch paint dry or sit up a chat with Imogen.

You're dull, boring and plastic... now go to bed

My first nomination is Imogen. The woman is like genital warts, she just won’t seem to go away.

lol :laugh::laugh:

Defo Richard to stay! He's hilarious,two faves are "wallpaper" and "genital warts"

This week's nomination.

Richard: I was going to nominate Imogen but it seems not even nuclear fallout can get that woman out. :laugh::tongue:

I love his quotes, he is really funny when he comes out with these things. I loved the ones he said about Imogen. Definately keep him in there, because I want more!

Yes his one liners are brilliant. I want him to stay. :laugh:

My quote is not at all accurate, but it was so funny when he said that "There is only one rat in this house, and it's a six-foot tall Scouser called Mikey." :spin2:

When his fans find the cruel things he says as the best quotes you know why people can't stand him.

I think the only thing I found marginally funny that he's done is when he did that jig in front of Lisa when she was going crazy in front of him.

he is a funny man

People just can't understand his sense of humour, he doesn't say most things to hurt people he is telling us how he sees it and he is 90% of the time hitting the nail on the head! Anyway can we keep this thread for his funny quotes rather then bashing him:thumbs:

One from last night isn't a quote really but it was funny anyway, when Michael and Spiral were argueing about the food Rich appeared to be stranggling himself in referance to them two lol.

Richard to Jayne.."Honestly if you shat your brain out you wouldn't be able to find it".

To Jayne again. 'It won't bother you going without food. You must have lived through, what, two World Wars?

I thought it was hysterical when he copied Lisa because she was being so silly.
I saw that when he was pretending to strangle himself that made me laugh out loud and I rewound it on my rewind TV

I dont think hes funny I find him cringeworthy. He thinks about what hes going to say long before he says them

Michael: If you see me down something Street, keep on walking

Richard: I'd do better than that honey, I'd run:joker:

"I thought Nikki was my fairy princess but she seems to have warped into this demonic troll"

lol