have you ever been pooped on by a bird
 

well have you

like twice yeah

yes but it was on the arm so doesnt count

No I poo on birds

I remember in primary was having a massive go at someone for being a greedy **** and got a porridge bowls worth of bird**** across my face. :(

the imagery of this just made me cackle

Yes, last year in school. It was lunch time and more or less the whole school was out on the field because it was really hot. Then, along came a bird which decided to poo all over me :nono: there was like 500 other people out there and it targeted me specifically. It was very embarrassing.

yes i have

What a strange question.

Every time i hook up, i ask a girl to do this. its very relaxing and...warm

No but I know of people who have.