Legend killer |
19-02-2013 08:47 PM |
Marcus hit her with this and you will have her playing the fiddle all night long
I would run a 10 mile marathon with 20 lb weights strapped around each ankle with a small asian man strapped to my back shouting insults at me while whipping the back of my head while a midget on a moped follows me with a paintball gun that's shooting frozen paintballs at my nether regions only to be greeted by a pack of wild hyenas that I have to kill with my bare hands blind folded just shake hands with the janitor that cleaned your high school classroom at the end of it all
I would have all my teeth pulled with zero anesthesia, then learn the most primitive, complicated form of chinese mandarin, and communicate in nothing but hand-written notes (in chinese mandarin) for the rest of my life just to have my ears filled with lysergic acid by someone who high fived you last year.
I would eat 7 bricks, inhale a bucket of cholorine while having the dad from "Everybody Hates Chris" rub his post-workout underpants in my eyes, and willingly put both of my arms in a woodchipper just to play 1 hand of online blackjack against you on a dial up connection.
I would spend the next 45 years of my life in the most far away, isolated region of the Antarctic tundra, and drink nothing but expired milk from 1979 while being waterboarded at all hours of the day and night by aliens who use my toenails and eyelashes to conduct experiments on the dna of humans.
All to have a 1 in 3 million chance of sitting through a 5 hour lecture from your first grade teacher's next door neighbor's brother on incestual relationships between brothers.
I would willingly contract the most severe case of permanent chicken pox ever recorded in human history, and take a Zdeno Chara full on slap shot to my face from 10 feet away just to be able to shake the hand of the man who drew up the architecture for the building in which you are in in this video/picture.
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