My struggle
 

I was waiting on a delivery today and I had to pop out for two minutes and I missed it and instead of slipping it through the letterbox or hiding it they left it with my neighbors.

I had to go around....AND SPEAK TO THEM.

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No one's life is as hard as mine s0b.

I firmly believe in politely acknowledging your neighbor's existence BUT NEVER EVER TALKING TO THEM IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM.

How very suburban :joker:

:laugh2:

"My struggle" is what Hitler called his manifesto. Just an interesting comparison.

Just because I don't want to talk to them it doesn't mean I want to attempt a genocide against them :hmph:

Although if their dog doesn't stop barking at Half 6 in the morning....

oh i hate that
awww:hug:

wat dogs barking at half 6?

yep we do have that
but also missing the postman

You say that now.................

yes Dezzy you need a Mobile Cam
beamed to you blutooth casio watch


Feel The Force

Are you trying to sell me something Arista? :suspect:

No but the Future your door
will have a Active 2-way Wireless Cam
you will be able to talk via your HiTech watch.


In Spain its the Mobile Event
you would love that.

What I really need is a monkey butler to watch the door for me.

yeah
or dezzy someone at the house at all times

..LOL..you looney Dezzy..why didn't you leave a note on your door before you popped out, telling them to leave the parcel...then you wouldn't have had to go through such a traumatic experience.....are you ok btw..?...:hug:..that must have been horrible...

sounds like Dezzy is just the man to organise a street party when the Royal baby is born,

I literally had to drop a letter in the post box, i didn't think they'd come and go in the time I was gone s0b.

I think I'm recovering although a stretch in rehab for PTSD may be required.

..I'll make sure you get that monkey butler Dezzy but if you ever have to do anything like that yourself again, make sure you're armed with full body protection as well...these neighbours aren't to be taken lightly...at least they didn't ask you to come in for Earl Grey tea, otherwise we may have never seen you again....