Vampire Apocalypse
 

You wake up and switch on the TV/Radio and hear the breaking news that there are thousands of vampires are all over the world causing chaos.

What do you do?

Probably offer myself up to them, don't want to delay the inevitable

:joker::joker:

I would grab some garlic then....I don't know what else :laugh:

Have you been watching 30 days of night young Josephine

Nah, watched that a few times before though :laugh:

Do they use garlic in that? :suspect:

Can't remember

Although not quite the same thing.. i'd copy what they do in Shaun Of The Dead

I'd prefer if it was Zombies. Can you change the scenario Jopsy?

yeah not quite sure Vampires could ever pull off a successful apocalypse tbh :idc:

Zombies would be much more fun as long as they're the slow ones and not the ones from World War Z

What? Grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.

MTVN wont be happy, thats normally his line.

No we ****ing can't, it's vampires, Zombies have been done over and over so this time it's vampires ok?

I don't know why I bother sometimes :idc:

this is exactly what i'd do :worship:

Josy stop mugging me off! Zombies have been overdone, but vampires clearly have too! You should make it evil leprechauns, they haven't been mass covered by Hollywood yet. :idc:

How the **** could Vampires cause the end of the world when they throw a hissy fit at the first sign of sunlight?

Eh Ben leprechauns have been done, have you not seen the movies?

They will bite everyone before the sun comes up. :idc:

There was one movie, Josy, one. Stop exaggerating. :bored:

could you imagine 20,000 Niamh's taking over the world

There was 6

Urgh, imagining one Niamh is bad enough. I nearly vomited in my mouth.

it may have already started

Shush Josy, you're wasting time to carry out your plans to survive the leprechauns.

http://www.freewebs.com/ilovedaveben...ips/benson.gif

Beware of the guy that ****s out shoes