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bbfan1991 24-03-2013 02:02 PM

Woman divorces husband over small penis...
 
A woman in Taiwan has divorced her husband after complaining of his small penis.

http://i2.cdnds.net/10/19/M/odd_sex_02.jpg

The 52-year-old named Zhang stated her disappointment at Zhou's failure to regularly satisfy her, reports The Daily Chilli.

"His penis is so small," she said, "like a kid's - only 5cm long. We've never had sex in our entire marriage."

Zhang added: "He's also impotent and unable to fulfil his responsibility as a husband."

Zhou, 55, dismissed his ex-wife's claims that he is impotent, arguing that he simply wasn't in the mood at night.

"I prefer to have sex in the morning, but she wanted it around midnight," he said. "By then, I would be very tired."

The couple did not have premarital sex, with Zhang claiming Zhou refused due to religious beliefs.

Vicky. 24-03-2013 02:08 PM

See this is why you should sample the goods before getting married :idc:

Apple202 24-03-2013 02:09 PM

:laugh3:

Withano 24-03-2013 02:10 PM

AHAHAHAHAHAHA **** his life

Munchkins 24-03-2013 02:12 PM

LMAO omg :laugh2:

Saph 24-03-2013 02:20 PM

Zhang needs some zang

the truth 24-03-2013 02:54 PM

maybe we should laugh at womens body parts too

Munchkins 24-03-2013 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the truth (Post 5903383)
maybe we should laugh at womens body parts too

Theres stories of men divorcing women over looks too! :p
http://main.stylelist.com/2010/02/10...idden-by-veil/
And the one of that man who divorced his wife because she wouldnt consummate the marriage

Also in history we all laugh at Anne of cleves apparently looking like a horse, and Henry divorcing her because of this

Mystic Mock 24-03-2013 08:07 PM

Women like them big it seems.

the truth 25-03-2013 12:39 AM

im just not in the business of laughing at people physical shortcomings or deformities....its tastless and unfunny imho.....as for this woman, surely she knew he had a small willy at the start? seems like she decided to use it to try and make a grab for more money , scum

GypsyGoth 25-03-2013 01:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the truth (Post 5905204)
shortcomings

Good one.

Roy Mars III 25-03-2013 01:03 AM

maybe she just had a big vagina

Livia 25-03-2013 09:51 AM

"Darling, you have a very small organ."

"No one told me I was going to have to play it in a cathedral."

Niamh. 25-03-2013 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Livia (Post 5905552)
"Darling, you have a very small organ."

"No one told me I was going to have to play it in a cathedral."

:laugh3: :laugh3:

Jesus. 25-03-2013 10:45 AM

I've watched a lot of Japanese people having sex on the internet, some of it has even been uncensored (nod to aficionados), and one thing stands out - or rather doesn't - the phallus in that part of the world is not particularly impressive.

Kazanne 25-03-2013 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Mockinator (Post 5904016)
Women like them big it seems.

It's not the size that matters Mock it's what you do with it that counts:hugesmile:

Jords 25-03-2013 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Livia (Post 5905552)
"Darling, you have a very small organ."

"No one told me I was going to have to play it in a cathedral."

:joker:

Mystic Mock 25-03-2013 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kazanne (Post 5905642)
It's not the size that matters Mock it's what you do with it that counts:hugesmile:

Thanks for the tip Kazanne.:hugesmile:

Livia 25-03-2013 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kazanne (Post 5905642)
It's not the size that matters Mock it's what you do with it that counts:hugesmile:

Usually it's men with small ones who say that.

the truth 26-03-2013 01:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Livia (Post 5906532)
Usually it's men with small ones who say that.

usually its women with bloated vaginas who say that

Ryan57 26-03-2013 02:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the truth (Post 5907229)
usually its women with bloated vaginas who say that

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-4CNVYFbRSR...heryl-cole.gif

Jesus. 26-03-2013 02:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the truth (Post 5907229)
usually its women with bloated vaginas who say that

The kind of foul and disgusting language we've come to expect from you.

Kizzy 26-03-2013 03:12 AM

Well, theres not a lot that can be said about this story...
http://www.postcards2u.co.uk/images/saucyexample.jpg

Livia 26-03-2013 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the truth (Post 5907229)
usually its women with bloated vaginas who say that

Usually men trying to compensate for their small penis who would say something like that.

Cherie 26-03-2013 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ryan57 (Post 5907253)

:joker:


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