have you ever farted......
 

Have you ever farted anywhere you really shouldnt and it smelt?

Airplanes
Supermarkets
Lift
Work
School
Uni

Ive farted on a plane whilst flying to the domincan republic and it was a shocker, stunk really bad and after someone mentioned it smelling I started to say how wrong it is for someone to break wind like that.

All of those. I'm a human

Don't be so disgusting

I do it in lifts, and on buses on purpose just to see everyone else trying to look as disgusted and as innocent as possible so that others dont think it was them :laugh:

Such a lady I am...

Vicky is the best

I'm a lady, I don't fart :idc:

Do you call it breaking wind, and releasing of waste bodily gasses

Don't be silly

Mine smell like babies and haribo, so it's generally a pleasure for those around me.

Mine smell like ****

Im sorry, I feel ive let you down by posting a "silly" comment in a deadly serious thread. Lol

Indeed you have :nono:

Ffs Peter. This thread was going so well :bored:

Have I let you down glenn? Are you dissapointed with me? Im dissapointed with my self.

In no way, shape or form are you 'human"

:joker:

I have to be honest with you.

Yes.

I don't fart

Peter. I am ashamed.

-has farted in supermarket, school and plane, too dumb for uni-

Has anyone else noticed that girl's farts smell soooo much worse than guy's farts? I don't know why it is, but all of the worst farts i've ever smelled have all been from girls. I think maybe its because they try to hold them in more, so they fester in there for longer.

They're bowels are naturally lower than ours. Or something to do with it, I remember hearing it somewhere. But they definitely are

I can smell Ammi's from here

Trust you to actually know that :laugh:

I know, I genuinely don't know everything about it promise :laugh: Just a random fact I think I know

Yeah right, I bet you have stacks of books on the subject