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Petershaw1984 07-04-2013 07:58 PM

have you ever farted......
 
Have you ever farted anywhere you really shouldnt and it smelt?

Airplanes
Supermarkets
Lift
Work
School
Uni

Ive farted on a plane whilst flying to the domincan republic and it was a shocker, stunk really bad and after someone mentioned it smelling I started to say how wrong it is for someone to break wind like that.

Marc 07-04-2013 07:59 PM

All of those. I'm a human

Novo 07-04-2013 08:00 PM

Don't be so disgusting

Vicky. 07-04-2013 08:01 PM

I do it in lifts, and on buses on purpose just to see everyone else trying to look as disgusted and as innocent as possible so that others dont think it was them :laugh:

Vicky. 07-04-2013 08:01 PM

Such a lady I am...

Marc 07-04-2013 08:02 PM

Vicky is the best

Niamh. 07-04-2013 08:03 PM

I'm a lady, I don't fart :idc:

Petershaw1984 07-04-2013 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Niamh. (Post 5925112)
I'm a lady, I don't fart :idc:

Do you call it breaking wind, and releasing of waste bodily gasses

Niamh. 07-04-2013 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Petershaw1984 (Post 5925126)
Do you call it breaking wind, and releasing of waste bodily gasses

Don't be silly

Jesus. 07-04-2013 08:23 PM

Mine smell like babies and haribo, so it's generally a pleasure for those around me.

Marc 07-04-2013 08:23 PM

Mine smell like ****

Petershaw1984 07-04-2013 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Niamh. (Post 5925135)
Don't be silly

Im sorry, I feel ive let you down by posting a "silly" comment in a deadly serious thread. Lol

Niamh. 07-04-2013 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Petershaw1984 (Post 5925144)
Im sorry, I feel ive let you down by posting a "silly" comment in a deadly serious thread. Lol

Indeed you have :nono:

Glenn. 07-04-2013 08:32 PM

Ffs Peter. This thread was going so well :bored:

Petershaw1984 07-04-2013 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glenn (Post 5925150)
Ffs Peter. This thread was going so well :bored:

Have I let you down glenn? Are you dissapointed with me? Im dissapointed with my self.

Jake. 08-04-2013 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marc (Post 5925103)
All of those. I'm a human

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marc (Post 5925140)
Mine smell like ****

In no way, shape or form are you 'human"

Drew. 08-04-2013 01:07 AM

:joker:

Glenn. 08-04-2013 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Petershaw1984 (Post 5925174)
Have I let you down glenn? Are you dissapointed with me? Im dissapointed with my self.

I have to be honest with you.

Yes.

Roy Mars III 08-04-2013 01:23 AM

I don't fart

Mitchell 08-04-2013 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Petershaw1984 (Post 5925101)
Have you ever farted anywhere you really shouldnt and it smelt?

Airplanes
Supermarkets
Lift
Work
School
Uni

Ive farted on a plane whilst flying to the domincan republic and it was a shocker, stunk really bad and after someone mentioned it smelling I started to say how wrong it is for someone to break wind like that.

Peter. I am ashamed.

-has farted in supermarket, school and plane, too dumb for uni-

lostalex 08-04-2013 09:07 AM

Has anyone else noticed that girl's farts smell soooo much worse than guy's farts? I don't know why it is, but all of the worst farts i've ever smelled have all been from girls. I think maybe its because they try to hold them in more, so they fester in there for longer.

Marc 08-04-2013 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lostalex (Post 5925607)
Has anyone else noticed that girl's farts smell soooo much worse than guy's farts? I don't know why it is, but all of the worst farts i've ever smelled have all been from girls. I think maybe its because they try to hold them in more, so they fester in there for longer.

They're bowels are naturally lower than ours. Or something to do with it, I remember hearing it somewhere. But they definitely are

I can smell Ammi's from here

Niamh. 08-04-2013 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marc (Post 5925615)
They're bowels are naturally lower than ours. Or something to do with it, I remember hearing it somewhere. But they definitely are

I can smell Ammi's from here

Trust you to actually know that :laugh:

Marc 08-04-2013 09:32 AM

I know, I genuinely don't know everything about it promise :laugh: Just a random fact I think I know

Niamh. 08-04-2013 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marc (Post 5925622)
I know, I genuinely don't know everything about it promise :laugh: Just a random fact I think I know

Yeah right, I bet you have stacks of books on the subject


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