secrets of a shop lifter ch4
 

campaign to get tougher punishment for shop lifters 18.04.13
(inspired by secret of shop lifting ch4)

well done to the four channel,
this was a great insight,
but the proof is all the flannel,
and shop lifting is a guaranteed flight.
you showed us the law,
and left all viewers mocking,
such a clear and evident flaw,
i hope everyone goes out and fills up there stocking.
why pay when its free,
there is no chance of the slammer,
the proof was the conviction guarantee,
its more likely of me improving punctuation, spelling, grammar.
the police are a joke,
what a humiliating duty,
they new first names to every bloke,
but job satisfaction is no beauty.
we need a over hall of power,
judges don't have a clue,
they are making the problem flower,
some offenders have over 100 convictions, don't turn blue.
deal with the problem please,
give a lengthy prison sentence on the forth "shop lift",
this will sort out the problem with no tease,
and justice for shop owners it will gift.

( did anyone see that show on ch4 ? did it make a mockery of the law or what ? did it give you any ideas? )

I'm going to Check it out!!!