What can I eat to wake me up
 

I've got work and then a hot date and I don't have time to nap but I'm already really tired (was up at 8, only managed to get about 4 hours of sleep) - fizzy drinks make me bloated, d'you think getting a cup of coffee to take into work at 5 would make me crash even worse or do you think that'll tide me over before I go on my date?

A strong coffee will keep you going

Have the coffee

What kind of coffee should I get? I'm not a coffee drinker normally

Omg I'll have to get breath mints as well, don't want to reek of coffee

big bowl of weetabix will do the job

A strong black coffee mmmm

An expresso, anything really, just don't weaken it too much with milk

Just get a garlic fish finger sandwich. That'll cure your coffee-breath problem in no time.


You're most welcome, my good man.

Also, I can highly recommend these:

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Although if you've never had them before I need to warn you about the colour that your pee will change into. Neon.

Vodka and red bull works for me. Maybe cut out the vodka if you're working first...

pro plus

Apples

A couple of razors

Anxiety or/and excitement will wake you up.

cock

lemon juice mixed with salt and vodka

I'm surprised it took 15 replies for this to be mentioned :laugh:

Don't lie to us or yourself, the only thing you have a date with is a tub of Asda Price ice cream and your collection of Sandra Bullock films :hmph:

wizz

One strong espresso always wakes me up in the morning.

Dark chocolate.

Try Mountain Dew!

I always have a bowl of Kellog's Cornflakes for breakfast. It's delicious and it really wakes me up. :p

bet he be eating da pussy now