I am in need of help, please
 

I am currently plagued with one of the worst colds in the history of mankind. I have had it since late Friday/early Saturday. I feel like I am about to die. Mucus is everywhere.

Normally, I would just wait this out but I have a public event I have to attend in four hours. I have to somehow get rid of this cold by then. I have already taken more than the recommended dose of cold medication, and though I have ruined my liver, the cold is still going strong.

I need advice on how to beat this cold within the next three and a half hours.

you have posted this in the Wrong Section

no this is very serious.

Its Not FECKING News




General Chat is the place for this

i am very sick, stop bullying me

I don't think you can get rid of a cold in 3 hours Roy,maybe put a towel over your head and steam it out,or something like Olbas or Vicks might help.have you got to sit by anyone? if so the latter could make you pong a bit,but it may ease your symtoms and be sure to take plenty of tissues,good luck:hugesmile:

:joker::joker:Arista?where is your compassion?:hugesmile:

Only weak people get colds. I never get sick. I'm not bragging or being arrogant. I'm just saying.

Its not on this News section

This is my first cold in 7 years.

Looks like you'll have to cancel, Roy.

..the only thing I can suggest to try to feel better in such a short time Roy, is to take Contact400..it dries your cold up with the mucus etc..but I wouldn't take it for very long as it can dehydrate you as well..maybe just for today..are you able to get to a pharmacy at all..?...

Probably just getting your winter cold very late.

At least you'll be okay for the BB14 launch :) :laugh:

Won't just be a cold you have to worry about if you don't start posting your threads in the right sections

Eat lots of raw garlic and take a decongestant

Taking your cold to a public event will make you very unpopular. Most colds take 7 days to go through the system so I advise cancelling and staying indoors on your own.

Quite right.:joker:

I'll take your spot. You bring the make up and £2000 and I'll say whatever you want.

that is not an option

Get out and run the marathon it will take your mind off it.

I have decided to just cut off my nose

:laugh:

Alcohol usually does the trick

Heard that helps. Tried it and it did nothing for me when I had a cold once.