Would you rather......
 

You're a professional footballer, and you've been cursed. Every match you play in from now until the end of your career will result in one of the 2 following incidents happening to you.

Either this:

starts about 15 seconds in



Or this:

starts about 1.36




Quite simple really, which one do you choose?

The playful lovebite or the leg breaker?

So I either get bitten or have my legs 'broke'? Hmm, the bite looks painful and **** but then again do I really want my legs messed up every match?

bit because you can stay and still play football

tsk

Your leg isn't broken, you just have to face that challenge every match. You're on the receiving end, not the giving.

You need to vote then Marcus.

I'd rather have the bite. :hugesmile:

one mo

You old cynic!!

I like the idea of a bite.

Id rather risk the tackle....I don't want god knows what bacteria transferred into my bloodstream thank you very much. Disguising it as a playful love bite does not make it any more palatable.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/...71_964x468.jpg

it was a Evil Nasty Bite
JHC

That bite :joker: he should consider taking up rugby. A scrum is the right place for Luis.

Just like your children for the next week - seems that you're alone!









































Now that's funny.

LOL...oooh biting wit...just like your boy Suarez

..no, I agree with Annie as well JHC..I'd rather have the tackle as I wouldn't want to be bitten and not know if that person had any blood diseases..

Players are continually tested for diseases and ailments. I think it's safe to assume he's clear.

I still wouldn't want him taking a chunk out of my arm...tested or not. It's still a risk

There wasn't a mark, the skin wasn't broken, and a chunk out of an arm was definitely not taken.

..what was the injury to his leg..?..I'd still go for that because it would mean I couldn't play again for a while and I'd have more free time...

Wouldnt want bitten off Suarez, he could chew an apple through a letterbox with those teeth tbh.

the ladies of TIBB wouldn't like a love bite from Suarez himself?

He uses coconut powder to freshen his breath and clean his teeth. Now you're tempted. I can tell.

Please I'm trying to digest my tea here.

As I said, I'd rather risk the leg breaker :laugh: