Real-Life 'Mean Girl' letter!
 

Man that bitch is cold blooded!
Delta Gamma sorority president letter to her sisters. This bitch is insane!

here's s spoof of the letter freaking hilarious!



Here's the full email (with the author's name changed):

If you just opened this like I told you to, tie yourself down to whatever chair you're sitting in, because this email is going to be a rough ****ing ride.

For those of you that have your heads stuck under rocks, which apparently is the majority of this chapter, we have been ****ING UP in terms of night time events and general social interactions with Sigma Nu. I've been getting texts on texts about people LITERALLY being so ****ing AWKWARD and so ****ing BORING. If you're reading this right now and saying to yourself "But oh em gee Julia, I've been having so much fun with my sisters this week!", then punch yourself in the face right now so that I don't have to ****ing find you on campus to do it myself.

I do not give a flying ****, and Sigma Nu does not give a flying ****, about how much you ****ing love to talk to your sisters. You have 361 days out of the ****ing year to talk to sisters, and this week is NOT, I ****ing repeat NOT ONE OF THEM. This week is about fostering relationships in the greek community, and that's not ****ing possible if you're going to stand around and talk to each other and not our matchup. Newsflash you stupid cocks: FRATS DON'T LIKE BORING SORORITIES. Oh wait, DOUBLE ****ING NEWSFLASH: SIGMA NU IS NOT GOING TO WANT TO HANG OUT WITH US IF WE ****ING SUCK, which by the way in case you're an idiot and need it spelled out for you, WE ****ING SUCK SO FAR. This also applies to you little ****s that have talked openly about post gaming at a different frat IN FRONT OF SIGMA NU BROTHERS. Are you people ****ing retarded? That's not a rhetorical question, I LITERALLY want you to email me back telling me if you're mentally slow so I can make sure you don't go to anymore night time events. If Sigma Nu openly said "Yeah we're gonna invite Zeta over", would you be happy? WOULD YOU? No you wouldn't, so WHY THE **** WOULD YOU DO IT TO THEM?? IN FRONT OF THEM?!! First of all, you SHOULDN'T be post gaming at other frats, I don't give a **** if your boyfriend is in it, if your brother is in it, or if your entire family is in that frat. YOU DON'T GO. YOU. DON'T. GO. And you ESPECIALLY do ****ing NOT convince other girls to leave with you.

"But Julia!", you say in a whiny little bitch voice to your computer screen as you read this email, "I've been cheering on our teams at all the sports, doesn't that count for something?" NO YOU STUPID ****ING ASS HATS, IT ****ING DOESN'T. DO YOU WANNA KNOW ****ING WHY?!! IT DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN ****ING UP AT SOBER ****ING EVENTS TOO. I've not only gotten texts about people being ****ing WEIRD at sports (for example, being stupid ****s and saying stuff like "durr what's kickball?" is not ****ing funny), but I've gotten texts about people actually cheering for the opposing team. The opposing. ****ing. Team. ARE YOU ****ING STUPID?!! I don't give a **** about sportsmanship, YOU CHEER FOR OUR GODDAMN TEAM AND NOT THE OTHER ONE, HAVE YOU NEVER BEEN TO A SPORTS GAME? ARE YOU ****ING BLIND? Or are you just so ****ing dense about what it means to make people like you that you think being a good little supporter of the greek community is going to make our matchup happy? Well it's time someone told you, NO ONE ****ING LIKES THAT, ESPECIALLY OUR ****ING MATCHUP. I will ****ing **** punt the next person I hear about doing something like that, and I don't give a **** if you SOR me, I WILL ****ING ASSAULT YOU.

"Ohhh Julia, I'm now crying because your email has made me oh so so sad". Well good. If this email applies to you in any way, meaning if you are a little asswipe that stands in the corners at night or if you're a weird **** that does weird **** during the day, this following message is for you:

DO NOT GO TO TONIGHT'S EVENT.

I'm not ****ing kidding. Don't go. Seriously, if you have done ANYTHING I've mentioned in this email and have some rare disease where you're unable to NOT do these things, then you are HORRIBLE, I repeat, HORRIBLE PR FOR THIS CHAPTER. I would rather have 40 girls that are fun, talk to boys, and not ****ing awkward than 80 that are ****ing ******s. If you are one of the people that have told me "Oh nooo boo hoo I can't talk to boys I'm too sober", then I pity you because I don't know how you got this far in life, and with that in mind don't ****ing show up unless you're going to stop being a goddamn cock block for our chapter. Seriously. I swear to ****ing God if I see anyone being a goddamn boner at tonight's event, I will tell you to leave even if you're sober. I'm not even kidding. Try me.

And for those of you who are offended at this email, I would apologize but I really don't give a ****. Go **** yourself.

We've reached out to the author for a response and will update when we hear back from her.

UPDATE: We received the following email from the chapter president, who says that the email does not reflect the chapter's values.

My name is [redacted] and I am the current president of Delta Gamma at the University of Maryland. It has been brought to my attention that you recently published an unsavory email that was sent out over my chapter's list-serve. Is it possible for you to either remove the article or just remove the names "Delta Gamma" and "Sigma Nu" from your article? This email absolutely does not reflect our chapter's values nor Sigma Nu's and any assistance you can give us is greatly appreciated.

Sincerely,

And here's a video spoof

I hope she's the next President of the United States of America.


On a side note, I don't get America's fascination with frats and sororities. I think it's lame.

Can someone d3elete the 2 duplicates? My bad!!

I thought sororities are meant to be for support and fun, rather than a group who's whole aim is to talk to boys and impress fraternities.

Anyway lol at cheering for the other team, and I love this line

She's gonna be unhappy when she finds out that Sigma Nu did invite us (Zeta) over...

Its a long tradition, and they got alumni everywhere. Helps to get future jobs as well

The jobs thing makes sense, I didn't think about that... I dunno, it just seems really alien to me, I'm at university and I just do my own thing, I can't imagine being forced to be part of a culture in that way.

i dont even know what a sorority is

It can be fun tbh. They always have great parties lol! I use to go to them a lot. But yeah, mainly for the influence. They are a minority though. like maybe 5% of the student body. So most people do their own thing like you! :)

Am I the only one that really likes Julia? That is one fierce bitch.

Freemasons for drunk kids.

One of my good friends from High School joined a sorority went she went away to college and she completely changed. It was sad. It was basically like she was embarrassed of her old friends once she joined the sorority.

i don't get it what's a sorority

haven't you ever seen Legally Blonde or The House Bunny?

i love both of those films

but what are they? they remind me of houses at hogwarts

LOL, i've never thought about it before, but it kinda is like the houses in HP. But all of the houses are Slytherin.

just like a club, really

the secret societies like the Skull and Bones are where it's at

Its basically a social group in universities in North America. But its more complicated than that. You should read up on it. Takes too long to explain. :)

These explain it pretty well!

http://www.topuniversities.com/where...and-sororities

http://people.howstuffworks.com/sorority.htm


And Lostalex, I like her, like I would a BB housemate, for entertainment value. But in rel life, I wouldnt mind to see another girl bitch slap her! :laugh:

Aww Rebecca has resigned! :(

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar..._campaign=1490

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I do feel bad for her. She really cared about that sorority obviously.

havn't you guys ever been in a group situation and been like WHY THE ******* AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT CARES???? it's very frustrating.

Yeah I get that actually, and how she told them ff was fcuking hilarious. Some annoying preppy girls, can bring that out of you. But this girl is actually insane. Just a spoiled popular chick. hAVE you seen some Of her tweets?



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On gay rights: “Why am I not surprised that the girl w/ a pink mohawk and cargo pants is talking about LGBT rights when it doesn’t even apply to this class.”

On the elderly: “Old people everywhere.”




I bet you she will get a job from this with the tabloids, or gossip, and become another Perez Hilton type.

ahhhhhh, so she's a racist bigot. **** her.

she's like a younger version of that Samantha what's her name from CBB a few seasons ago. The "people hate me because i'm pretty" hag.

Exactly! If it was just the letter, I would think it only hilarious!

Can we try to make her famous enuf that we can get her on the next BBUK? that would be pretty cool. I really want her to be booed on a BBUK eviction.