what am i doing ? can you guess ?
 

what am i doing ? can you guess ? 28.04.13

everyone does it, not always daily,
don't be shy,
it don't matter if you are British or Israel y,
the same procedure does apply.
you no it feels good,
its a instant rush,
"shame" yes some could,
others just blush.
in it goes with satisfaction,
endorphin's it does release,
the rush of euphoria is a attraction,
all this "flashing" might alert the police.
time to settle,
its all about the relax,
put on the kettle,
relief has been brought to the max.
the pain is starting,
just a little niggle,
is it time for departing,
in me i feel it wriggle.
on and on like a pressure cooker,
i am going to explode,
when you see it, will it be a "looker",
you will think of the safety mode.
is the reader confused or snapping,
are you understanding every bit,
i am so sorry for trapping,
but i had to tell someone about my gigantic ????.

( today's poem is on no other news apart from one of my daily routines. and to see if you are awake - the first person to name what i am talking about doing - well they can win a poem of there choice or any subject they want. ( i am not giving any guarantees with this offer - but i will do my best.)

Having a crap?

being my hero

well done to the vicky,
with what you said is very sticky.
you won top prize now enjoy,
i will do a poem on your choice as you employ.
private message me and demand,
pick a subject and you wish is my command.
then i will send it back to get approval,
or ask if you want any removal.
post it online for others to read,
the racket has be landed as i planted the seed.
i hope others take advantage and i get busy,
because just like my life, my poems send me dizzy.

( vicky - pm me if you want a poem done on your choice and give me what you want included and i will work my hardest for you as you won star prize.)

Are you writing your will in there....:joker:

everything i own,
on thisisbigbrother.com can be blown.
i hope you all miss my rhymes,
because even if i irritate, we had good times.
have a party and a chuckle,
missing me wont make you buckle.
dont ever read over any of my cover,
but please think of me when comes on BIG BROTHER.

R-I-P WATERHOG.

Watching porn.

crapping on your girlfriend after having a dodgy indian after a long night of drinking?

Calculating pi to 1,000,000 decimal places?

OK I need help on picking a subject.

Apparently asking for a poem about 'nathan' is not an option.

japanese anime culture

or

british ex-pats in australia

or

the first two Terminator movies.

Choose something that rhymes with a lot of other things... minimise the agony.

or hot guys.

if this is proving to hard vicky - maybe lets give it a miss - i just thought it would be a nice thing to do.


private message me if you change your mind.

I think Vicky would like a poem about cats, hats, and mats.

:amazed: