Make a short story
 

New game. I will present a list of things that you'll have to put into your story. Keep it short. Not cheeky bastard short like three sentences. Few paragraphs is fine. More if need be. Guess it doesn't matter if it's long, I'm hardly going to come and spank you.

Anywho...

The first points are:

- You driving a car that looks like this: http://tinyurl.com/qrluk4

I want you to name the car also. This is your only means of transport in your journey.

- An old lady that has a nasty side.
- A cat that barks.

- You run into Barry from EastEnders: http://images.wikia.com/eastenders/i...arry_evans.jpg

What you choose to do with Barry is your choice. Whether you want him to help you in your journey or kick him off a cliff.

- A man that looks suspicious.

- Also want you to piss on the turf of a local gang that go by the name of 'The Dudes of the Street' (name alone is enough for you to piss on their turf).

- And a plot twist.


You can make it sad, cheerful or hilarious or anything else, whatever.

You have until 1pm tomorrow. Do your best.

One day an old hag named Niamh decided to get into her porto-potty and drive all the way from Cork to Totnes in England for an adventure. She needed a companion for the journey, but she was an old lady, smelling of lavender and wee, so finding a fellow adventurer was difficult. She scoured the streets for weeks but alas her pungent smell put so many people off and made them vomit in their mouths.

One day, whilst laminating her face she saw a young stud who was also laminating his face. She saw hope in his plastic covered face. She knew he would be the one to join her so she offered him a sexual favour and a spud and with that they set off on their merry way.

As she started the porto potty they heard a strange sound. It sounded like a dog barking, but so close it sounded as if it was in their vehicle. She stopped the engine, and then urinated a little (old women cannot control their bladders) and then let out a small fart that burst with the fragrant aroma of lavender. ben vomited in his mouth and threw a tena lady towards her.

Once she had placed in the wee pad on her wrinkly fanny, she investigated the barking and found that it was in the porto potty's engine.

Opening the seat she was surprised to see a CAiT-lin known in latin as ninastar sat their warming itself. Annoyed she decided she would just take it with them as they were already running late.

She threw ninastar at Ben, then started the engine again. Before leaving Ben couldn't help but inform Niamh that she had left the seat up, something that most women often liked to preach at men for. He saw her annoyance and smirked as she got out and closed the seat then returned to the porto-potty. Niamh, Ben and Ninastar then began their journey to Totnes, leaving Cork behind them...


someone else can continue this now. :)

Well, erm, this went well...

What a total abomination this thread was. One reply, partly out of pity I imagine, and nothing else.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-hX06FXOe23...s400/towel.jpg

I'm throwing in the towel. Mods please close.

Off to go cry in a corner.

personally i liked bens story

It's basically a Ryan special - a s**t thread.

This doesn't sound much like a game.. It sounds like homework..!

some people my find this fun

"smelling of lavender and wee, "


Short Story - my fecking Ass

Ben is Attacking a Mod
he is good at that

That was brilliant, Jesus. Must say. :joker:

There I was, down on the ground just about to get back up, then you come and kick me in the bollocks.

Yes JHC
is good at being a Pain.




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Get my name right, punk.

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i know annie its very sweet

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