and...Would you rather...
 

..have legs as long as your fingers...or fingers as long as your legs..?...

Long fingers I guess.

Having fingers as long as legs(YMMV) would most definitely prove one incapable of many things. Scratching your chin. Wrapping your hand around a glass of water. Wait, do we still get thumbs? ...Getting someone to marry you. I'd go with the wheelchair and two nubs and a regular set of hands, thank you!

I guess long fingers but preferably neither really.

Long fingers are probably easier to fix

Long fingers, you'd give wicked cool wet willies

And if you ever dropped anything down the side of your bed or a drain you'd be sorted