Obama's shapeshifting bodyguard...
 

So you know when you're just on Youtube, minding your own business, being a good little boy/girl. Then somehow, you get onto THAT side of Youtube...

The side in which X wants Y dead. Alien spotted in Farmfoods. Kids cartoon has subliminal messages such as Spongebob wanting his arse cheeks licked. The conspiracy side basically.

Anywho...

I came across this:



Now I'm not for one moment saying he's an alien. However, this guy doesn't half look weird. The man behind him is like, 'Don't give a toss if Obama is shot by a spud gun, just want to get home and watch some porn' whereas the bald guy infront (the alien ;)) is totally on the case. 'No one is killing Obama on my watch. Anyone attempts it, I will kill them then eat them' and is constantly looking around.

1. He does look like an alien. With that said, when I was at school a PE teacher had an alien head.

2. Suspicious how he is looking around.

3. No idea how I got onto this side of Youtube.



Shows him for a solid 2 minutes and 30 seconds. Solid fap material if that's the sort of thing you're into.

Definitely going to have a nightmare tonight I reckon. Probably me saying I'll tell everyone about him and he'll chase after me in a bid to kill me then eat me.

Anywho...discuss. http://i.imgur.com/0IV0i9h.gif

LOL

Saw this posted on another forum a while ago.

Yes, definitely an alien

There was an article debunking all these shapeshifting videos a while back, its supposedly something to do with the quality of the videos after being uploaded to the internet it distorts the pixels or something............

But yeah definitely a shapeshifting reptillian tbh :idc:

Imagine when he goes home to his family,

Kids: 'Daddy, you've become an internet sensation.' http://i.imgur.com/0IV0i9h.gif
Dad/Alien/Bodyguard: What for?! http://i.imgur.com/edr02ov.gif

Kids: For looking like a ****ing alien. http://i.imgur.com/OareVql.gif http://i.imgur.com/mt2QO3N.gif

He looks like the Observer in Fringe.

How much more proof do we need people??!!

:joker: wtf

Indeed. Let's all go to the White House.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ham-750pix.jpg

All aboard The Wanker Raft.

Omah why do you keep posting that?

I'm shape shifting into Klingon ..... ;)

What is Klingon? All I can think of is strap on.

Omah trying to make me download some sort of virus it looks like

I'm not gonna lie but wtaf is, this is creepy

The Klingon language (tlhIngan Hol, pronounced /ˈtɬɪŋɑn xol/) is the constructed language spoken by the fictional Klingons, (tlhIngan, pronounced [ˈtɬɪŋɑn]), an alien warrior race in the Star Trek universe.

:cool:

http://www.kli.org/

The Klingon Language Institute

Please stop.

Up the Klingons!

I'll shove my foot up your Klingon if you don't stop