"What should Lee get me from her holiday..."
 

Here's a thread for you all to post what you would like Lee to get you as a gift from her holiday.

I want a t-shirt of some kind, possibly to do with dirty sex or 'Lanzarote Hottie'

A wig?

:laugh:

I still don't know what country she's going to cause i didn't want to ask and sound like an ignorant American for not knowing where it is.

a key chain would be nice.

Blow up doll.

Oh Christ!! I've told you twice!! The Canary Islands... Remember you said you went to school with somebody from there?

I honestly do wonder if you ever listen to me Alex! :bored:

A straw donkey and a sombrero

I like it when people get me fridge magnets, yes... I am aware of how sad that is.

Oh yea! he was really short and had curly hair. But is that part of spain or is it an independent nation?

or is it like Puerto Rico where it's like a territory or something?

Alcoholism is a disease, don't judge me. :nono:

Ahh lanzarote eh? When I was there last year, in one of the little shops there was a candle holder where the (brown) candle came out of a hairy arse crack. I think that would be very fitting for you.

I cant for the life of me remember what the shop was called though

Shurrrup.. Of course I'm not judging you.

The Canary Islands are off the west coast of Africa but are owned by Spain :)

I think i read something about them having turtles there. Something to do with turtles would be a nice souviner.

or was it penguins?

I'm fairly certain there are no penguins there.. There's probably turtles though.

THIS ISN'T FOR ME YOU BOOBS.

It's for you! What do you want Lee to get you guys.. read the thread title as if you're reading about yourselves..

I want a wee turtle. The kind with the flippers not the kind with legs!

Oh, in that case, some cheap ciggies will do. Though you can only bring 200 back from there :bored:

However this^

incredible.

Moist toilet tissue or something equally faeces related....

If I lend you my van can you bring back several 'friends' of mine?

Why does that have to be from Lanzarote? Tesco just down the road :shrug:

A dildo.

pervert. :bored:

I don't want to watch him :bored:

Yes but it won't be all in Spanish and be from a supermarcardo then will it?

A hat that says LanzaNAUGHTY on it