Girl 'dumps her boyfriend on Imgur'...
 

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/...70_634x879.jpg


'It's not me, it's YOU' were probably the last words uttered in this relationship.

In an image posted to Imgur Wednesday, one girlfriend lists the 20 reasons why she is breaking up with her boyfriend and the examples are hilarious.

The examples paint a very interesting portrait of her now ex-boyfriend

For example, her ex-boyfriend had one too many posters of Michael Phelps in a speedo and every time he mentions the president, he calls him Barack HUSSEIN Obama.

Some of the reasons seem outright crazy

He believes he was visited by aliens, kisses all family members on the mouth, and eats his cereal with water.

He's even skeptical of the moon landing

And the two didn't seem to have a lot in common culturally.

The fact that his favorite movie is Snow Dogs and his favorite actor if Kirk Cameron, are two of the reasons she's breaking up with him.

He also seems to be from another time, by the way he finds Jay Leno funny and still uses an AOL email address.

Other examples show that something was maybe lacking in his intellect.

He pronounces cousin as 'cousint', believes vegans eat bacon, and wore sweatpants to her grandmother's funeral, thinking it was a casual occasion since her family is black.

Clearly these two just couldn't hack it.

But the letter ends on a relatively friendly note. She signs off with a curt 'Have a nice life!

oh well that one wat to do it

It looks like it has been written by a 7 year old.

Childish.

Little bitch deserves to be single, he should be dumping her.

:laugh2:

Typical for America.

AND anyone that takes this seriously and doesn't know that it was just made for reddit karma is a ****ing idiot.

and if you don't know what reddit karma is, good for you. You might be a normal person.

**** you racist.

What a bitch, how dare she hate on Snow Dogs

It's not real. and "call of the wild" was my favorite book in elementary school. **** judy bloom.

Wrong


I Love America


But this it so typical of the American Young

Oh Alex :love:

anyone who seeks public humiliation in a breakup is a ****ing curse on humanity. And her handwriting is ****.

Is Snow Dogs the film with Chris Rock in? and one of the huskies is called Demon?

Yes but it is Cuba Gooding Jr and not Chris Rock.




Racist bastard.

It's sad because if this was posted on FB and it was done by a boy, it would have thousands of likes cause he's a 'lad'

Nah, would be viewed as even more dickish, with accusations of bullying no doubt.

it was posted by a boy and it was posted just for karma points. You people don't seem to understand what i'm saying...

A boy made it up, wrote it himself, just to get karma points on reddit.

I don't think you people understand how reddit works...

Yup..i cant trust anything on the internet anymore

no, i think so too.

i just wanted to point out that if it was the other way around, it would be 'lad' worthy

Well that was a waste of my time reading.

You really don't know how facebook works do you? :laugh:

Caitlin's completely right.

In fairness eating cereal with water is pretty disgusting