Which of these should happen to Ben before he turns thirty?
 

Ben, Tibbs biggest tart, turns 30 next year.

Time to return some of the digs he's thrown out lately ;) Women are like fine wine Benji we get better with age. :p

What things should happen to Turtlechops in his last year as a twenty something?

Poll coming :D

get a life (ben not you LOL)

Turtlechops :D Love that nickname for Ben :laugh:

I've always called him Turtlechops :love:

The old coot.

Sleep with a midget. I thought that was compulsory?

Do a music video of himself girating to Flashdance's 'She's a Maniac'

Winner

I thought he was mid-30s :conf2:

:joker::joker::joker:

streak on bots

Excellent suggestions :D

And HD :joker: he'll be thrilled with you ;)

Gets stronger as he gets older!!! LOL
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...lfeVAVak0Pvk-7

He should meet up with Greg, catch crabs from him, become upset and eat cake until he gets a fat arse and develops moobs, go grey from despair, start peeing whenever he opens his mouth and eventually loses his mind, forgets to dress before leaving his house and is arrested. There's your novel.

hello you:xyxwave:

I picked pee a bit everytime he laughs and brought him these,
http://www.hyperdrug.co.uk/images/depend_pants_men.gif

Aw thats my song! ben can have 'what a feeling' :hmph:

ben should post pic's on tibb of him in a mankini

Take it the XL size is because if his new lard arse?

hello sheriff,:hugesmile:nice to see you helping Ben along his way:wavey:

:joker:

I like that LJ has ticked every option on the poll!!

:joker: you girls should give him a makeover:hugesmile:

Well its not for any other reason JH,LOL

I had that playing in the car today and turned well up:shocked::hugesmile:

:joker:

:joker:I thought you liked him:devil: