what dya call an artist with a brown finger?
 

Picasso:joker:

cracking home made joke at last from Samson ....
he certainly came to life on this painting task

bravo.....more entertainment from him now that the loudmouths like sallie, jemima and controlling dan are gone

Sam is the funniest one in there, some of his jokes have been brilliant. They need to show him more

I'm surprised he stayed awake long enough to paint anything.

hes come to life now that the boorish bullies like sallie have gone and the controlling copper....he also had the rabid rottweiller jemima chewing at his heels for the first few weeks....loved his flirting in the spray tan task too

He's a very talented guy, always entertaining and very brave, a worthy winner that will make great use of the prize money to help children going through similar issues.

He took to his bed right after the task and slept right through cucumbergate.

good for him, hes got his own expanding cucumber to think of

and he won 7 grand on deal with no deal....how many people can say that? fair play the kids got a set of brass balls and an expanding winkie:joker:

He's got balls for playing Deal or No Deal, where winning is entirely down to pot luck?

???i have had train journeys more exiting than Sam.

Sallie wasn't a bully to anyone, she was just loud and said what she thought-a lot like Gina,actually but no-one seems offened by how rude that badly painted little girl is (blue and pink make-up don't suit her skin tone-that's why the make-artists took it OFF!!!!!!!:devil:

And SAM is the reason Jemima went because the stupid little boy thought he was a gigolo and could pull a woman TWICE his age!!.:nono:

:joker::joker::joker:

He's dull as dish-water and he's not brave; he deaf NOT dying.As for talent, what talent??.

Johnnyuk was being sarcastic ......

Sam :love: would actually be happy if he won.

Obviously

he has.....how much have you won on there on any other tv show.....imagine how nerve wracking it is, then imagine how much harder when your 80% deaf

maybe he could have....did he really think that ? or was he just messing about? how far did he take it? did he actually go after her? no not at all

yeah im sure theyre really exciting journeys with you on board

Dearie me, it took me at least 10 seconds to get this.

you enter live tv 24 hours a day for 3 months with 80% deafness
in fact try it in everyday life for just 24 hours
it takes enormous heart to overcome that

He was? oh s*** I didn't realise.:shocked: lol, I don't know him you see. (that's My excuse and I'm sticking to it).:dance:

You liked Sam's flirting even though the woman he was flirting with had a partner?

:eek: Tut, tut. There's a double standard there somewhere.

What i knew that joke when i was at school ! its donkeys years old

Oh lmfao. Pick ass hole.
Took me at least 35 mins to get this:laugh: