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waterhog 03-08-2013 07:21 AM

Callum - sour grapes - sorry i miss judged you mate
 
Callum - sour grapes - sorry i miss judged you mate 03.08.13

Fridays show was interesting,
Callum and Dexter's battle,
are the public testing,
or voting like cattle.
is this square or cubes,
just like Ginia's accusation,
hurt are her boobs,
like Callums pain on evacuation.
i think its wrong,
gone is my grin,
we are singing a "Deadwood" song,
missed a opportunity to rid the twin.
2 weeks left,
start thinking please,
it can not be a blatant theft,
the award is no block of cheese.
let me persuade,
maybe i can poor you a "Stella",
because i can taste top grade,
this Charlie is better then on toast Nutella.
Callum is gone for ever,
yes i will loose sleep,
i just thought you were to clever,
that's why i labeled you "creep".
well done mate,
you are a nice bloke,
Dexter does on me grate,
and him beating you is a choke.

Gusto Brunt 03-08-2013 07:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by waterhog (Post 6243582)
Callum - sour grapes - sorry i miss judged you mate 03.08.13

Fridays show was interesting,
Callum and Dexter's battle,
are the public testing,
or voting like cattle.
is this square or cubes,
just like Ginia's accusation,
hurt are her boobs,
like Callums pain on evacuation.
i think its wrong,
gone is my grin,
we are singing a "Deadwood" song,
missed a opportunity to rid the twin.
2 weeks left,
start thinking please,
it can not be a blatant theft,
the award is no block of cheese.
let me persuade,
maybe i can poor you a "Stella",
because i can taste top grade,
this Charlie is better then on toast Nutella.
Callum is gone for ever,
yes i will loose sleep,
i just thought you were to clever,
that's why i labeled you "creep".
well done mate,
you are a nice bloke,
Dexter does on me grate,
and him beating you is a choke.


I'm not good with 'poetry', is that good or bad?

waterhog 03-08-2013 07:39 AM

its a apology - i miss judged him - he is a nice bloke.


why did i just not say that - i hate these poems in my head.

DanaC 03-08-2013 07:51 AM

Well...I thought it was excellent.

waterhog 03-08-2013 08:33 PM

danaC i feel a love poem is due.

karezza 03-08-2013 08:35 PM

Doggerel


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