Polite trapped wind.
 

You all know what I'm on about.

Trying to be polite and not pass wind. Then it gets all trapped and it kills!!

:idc: who else is this polite and inflicts this pain on themselves?

I tend to just do it..otherwise I try to hold it and it comes out anyway but is 50x louder than it would have been to begin with :laugh:

I work with people so I can't just go around parping when serving food ah

I do it and blame the kids

Just let it ripple, we all do it, what's to be embarrassed about?

I do not break wind.

i do
but when i need to do it i go out the shop (red cross) and then do it and run back

Silent and smelly are the best, you can blame someone else then

There is a special place reserved in hell for people who fart in night clubs and then move away

:joker: Doing it when you dance is the best opportunity, then just pretend to be disgusted