Dexters Rodeo ride
 

Well lets conteract these 'news' stories,nothing like a fair playing field,someone has explained Sams misdemeanors in detail,thought some of you might like to see the Dexter accustations,Is this is how HE passes his time,lovely eh?is this what he had a warning for talking about?classy bloke eh?

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A rodeo usually begins at the end of a drunken night in the bar, with a game of "Pull the pig". Once someone wins by attracting the ugliest woman in the bar, the rodeo is on.

You will require at least one friend to beat you home and conceal themselves around the bedroom (under piles of clothes, behind curtains, under the bed, etc).

When you arrive home with your fat ugly trophy you must persuade her to come to bed with you, this is not usually a problem with the fatter more rancid looking catches.

Dispite how ill it might make you, you must engage in sexual intercourse as soon as possible to prevent your friends from getting cramp in their small hiding places...

The main event comes when she approaches orgasm (or before but this way usually gets a better effect). Remember you must be in the doggy position for any of this to work right..

As soon as she begins to climax, yell RODEO!!! at the top of your voice, at which point the room should explode with hidden friends yelling at the top of their lungs (with flashing cameras for best effect) causing your fat assed partner to start rocking and bucking like an angry buffalo trying to escape the flashing cameras and hide her big naked ass. The trick is to stay on her for as long as possible after the initial yell.

"Got a 13 second rodeo on Sarah last night, she won't talk to me now..."

It won't work,dexter fans don't care what the hm,so do outside the house.lol

But they care what others do outside the house?:joker::joker:that'll be about right.

Well the difference between the two stories is that Dexter never said that he had taken part in rodeoing..he was explaining what it was. Even the star couldnt twist it to make out he had actually done it.

The Sam thing is a person who knows him selling a story.

I dont personally think there is anything to EITHER of the stories tbh. The Dexter thing was clearly blown out of proportion for the sake of selling papers (because we would have seen the warning if it happened) and I suspect the landlord just wants his 2 mins of fame by doing this, but the situations are not really the same.

Plus people who dont like dexter have been using this 'rodeo' thing (with nothing to back it up) for weeks now as an attempt to discredit him anyway, so this is nothing new :laugh:

This was discussed to death at the time it was posted weeks ago, why start it up again?

I agree in that who the hell believes what they read in the Daily Star :conf:

rodeo, rodeo, where is my rodeo:joker:

People appear to believe it when it suits them. For example quite a few have taken the rodeo thing as fact and have brought it up ever since. Until now when the star is suddenly not to be believed

Made my feelings on the star clear in every thread about that rag. But people cant have it both ways..

you kill joy:bawling:

in a threesome you can have it all ways:shocked::joker:

:evilgrin:

I never read it, in fact i learn more on here whats in the Daily Star :joker:

a desperate last ditch attempt from crew of the HMS Samuel but it is to late, he has hit the unbreakable Kohberg and it is all down hill from here

This is a really pitiful and irrelevant attempt to scrape the bottom of the barrel. Talk about desperation. Congrats!:bored:

Why don't you find some info on having threesomes with mothers and daughters while you're digging up irrelevant stuff. Just as irrelevant and barrell scraping as this rubbish.

Hopefully a mod will remove this ridiculous thread very soon!:rolleyes:

It doesn't say Dexter has taken part in this, it's irrelevant!

Pmsl. No.

Unless they also remove all the desperate attempts to bag Sam cos you know he's gonna win ;)

Why not? not everyone discussed it,I don't think I did:hugesmile:

Well at least now I actually know what he was talking about.

Nothing at all what I thought.

Good informative post for me.

I thought Dexter mentioned a sheet.......that might be why I imagined it to be something else:blush:

I didn't say he had Gillian,but why would he be talking about it and get a warning if it's irrelevant?:hugesmile:

:joker::joker:We live and learn smudgie

No need to remove it is there?unless of course you think there is something that might smear your Dexy,no need to find out about the mothers and daughters ,Callum already said that was a fib and he is no longer in the running,stop getting your knickers in a knot afterall you love the dishing the dirt on Sam.Play nicely

I don't believe the rag mags Vicky,but,it seems some DO when it suits their agenda,The daily Star is 'fact' now Sam has a story but its trash when Dexter does,so just evening things up here,and dexter DID get a warning for talking about this,there is no smoke without fire.

He didnt though...

Title is a question... and its (again) about the star article...as it says

He got a warning for the caravan comment to sophie (terrible warning imo). The star made out it was for the sophie thing AND the rodeo thing..but the warning we saw never mentioned rodeoing.