If I rip my tongue out and go mute and just sleep and stare at boobs I could win BB
 

I reckon I could ya know they've never had a mute perv .

It will be interesting the see how next year's housemates behave after Sam's win.

Might audition next year on the basis: "Sam was terrible, I am the anti-Sam"

Know point ive already got the 100k won especially when the public hear about how I lost my tongue.

BUT HOW WILL YOU TELL THEM?! *twiddles evil moustache, maniacal laugh*

Sign language

I kinda want someone to try this lol. Minus the tongue removal.

Was thinking exactly the same !

I wonder how they all feel now too ?

Part of me was shocked when Gina's spoke of her close friendship with Sam after coming 3rd. (especially after she said she might not see him again last night)
But it seems to fit a Sam/Gina pattern we've seen on here (rarely Sam/Dexter !)

Anyway perhaps they don't care too much or they're graceful losers.
But part of you wonders if they're feeling really hacked off !

No one will be watching BB next year....!!!

Next year we could all be in awe of 13/14 catatonic housemates staring into space until only one is left...can't ruddy wait...

Ha ha ha exactly

I feel like we should merge this withyour thread, kistar.

How the heck do we/you do that?

I love how you seem to be posting for the entire public tonight.

Go you!!

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A better winner than the twins

I dare someone to audition sleeping...:sleep:

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Yes Emma feel the one you hate

Well, you have options. You could always use a powder puff, twirl a keyring, treat people like objects and compulsively lie about your past to come in as the runner-up. :joker:

I concur, and he's such a cute guy! :blush:

Definitely preferable to jealous rants and manipulative bitching. Neither require any talent.

:sleep:

This happens every year and every year people say they are not watching anymore and every year they come back. Your fave didn't win big deal, no need to throw your toys out the pram :bored:

But in response to the op that would be the best game plan to be honest. Keep quiet until a week before the final then let your fishy side out and you have a huge chance of winning, see Luke a, Sam etc.

Comatose for 7weeks, then turn into a mini me callum should do it. And pray that there is such an easy target as dexter in th house. Mind you, he and gina carried the show TBH. A GOOD SERIES RUINED BY AN ANTI CLIMAX OF A FINAL AND A TERRIBLE WINNER. :sleep:

Well said :thumbs: