Originally Posted by sangreal
Day 28 in the Big Brother House
Sam from BB14 and Gos from BB4 are having a competition....
to see who can sleep on the sofas the longest.
Sam is on the green sofa, Gos is on the orange sofa, snoring very loudly.
Steph from BB4 enters the room with a feather duster and brush & pan and starts sweeping up around them.
Sam wakes briefly, shouts "B*ll*cks!" under his breath in Steph's general direction, then goes back to sleep.
Steph, slightly shaken by Sam's outburst, goes to clean the other side of the room instead.
She opens the hatch and shoves in the feather duster.
A sneeze is heard.
"Oh, sorry Sunitta (BB3), didn't know you were in there. Sorry"
Steph closes the hatch and goes to clean the Diary Room instead.
Laura from BB11 is sat in the bathroom, crying.
Maysoon from BB9 enters and asks her what's wrong.
Laura: "I want to leave. I just can't cope in here"
Maysoon: "Well, it's funny you should say that, but...."
Alice is in the garden.
Alice? Alice? Who the ******* is Alice?
Lee from BB3 is flexing his muscles, trying to impress her.
She's not interested though, so Lee puts the mangle down
and lies down next to Steve from BB11.
After much scratching of the backside,
they start a conversation about the No.32 bus route from Leicester market.
Rivetting!
Luke A from BB13 is in the smoking area smoking his 24th consecutive roll up.
Cameron from BB4 emerges from the vegetable patch.
"I've been to Africa, you know!"
Susie from BB7 (where the hell did she come from?): "Oh, can't say I'd noticed. Do be a good chap and go make us all a lovely cup of tea."
Jonathan from BB7 is still in the secret room.
"Can I come out of here now, or what?"
Kara-Louise from BB8 is in the kitchen stuffing a chicken.
Penny from BB2 is holding an egg, taking one step forward and then one step back whilst uttering "chicken, egg, chicken, egg, chicken, egg" repeatedly...
Cameron comes in and puts the kettle on.
Kara-Louise bursts into tears.
Cameron: "I've not even said anything yet. What's up with you?"
Hira from BB10 is in the bedroom, hiding under the covers.
Nush & Scott from BB4 are sitting on the bed opposite, holding hands, but saying nothing - just staring at Hira.
Awkward! How bizarre!
Back in the living room... Gos has stirred... oh no wait, no, he's gone back to sleep again. Damn!
"This is Big Brother......... Oh forget it, I can't be bothered. Carry on...."
Tune in tomorrow for the next exciting episode.
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